• Dogyote@slrpnk.net
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    19 hours ago

    IMO the vast majority of men cannot pull off a mustache. In order to pull off a mustache, you need to project competence, authority, and maturity. You absolutely must exude all three without trying. If you’re under 30 don’t even try. Furthermore, it must look good. Thick, full, groomed. Again, all three required. The percentage of the male identifying population that has all six of those attributes is way lower than what I’m seeing in the wild. If you know someone close to you who is mustachioed but doesn’t have the attributes, shave it off. If they’re mad, tell them someone deserving of a mustache wouldn’t have let that happen.

    Edit: your hate for my opinion won’t make your mustasche look good

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      1 day ago

      This is false. You can wear a mustache if you want, you don’t need permission from Dogyote.

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      I see you haven’t hung around a military base recently. These teenagers and early 20s all got 1970s staches. Mustaches are back, baby!

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        19 hours ago

        Seeing teens and those in their early 20s with a mustache always makes me chuckle. It doesn’t work on a fresh, wrinkle-free face.

    • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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      19 hours ago

      Wait, you’re suggesting that people forcibly shave another man’s mustache?

      I mean, it’s wrong, but… I’d watch.

      Also, I’m sorry so few people caught that this is satire.