I shaved my chin and weak-ass sideburns so I had a horseshoe moustache. Just as a joke to go show my partner. She said “It’s good you should keep it like that”. so now I’m a horseshoe moustache man.
This. I shaved my beard down to a moustache because I figured I’d get a laugh. Now I’m buying Hawai’in shirts and white pants to fill out her Magnum PI fantasy.
Asking your partner what they like is often the way to go. respect in the relaationship is always a 2 way street as are boundrys.
If she doesn’t trim i can see the velcro effect creating a problem…
Shave it while he sleeps.
Def a healthy relationship dinamic here lul
My SO has never seen me IRL without a full on beard.
And we are nearing 10 years together.
Yah it’s just a little overblown cuz it’s online meme comic, nothing to take overly serious
Wow, I didn’t realise I was such a minority.
I think men look wayyy better with facial hair: moustaches, full beard, two-weeks of stubble; anything, really.
There is no need to compare minorities in terms of preferences. You either like it or not. Its the same with tattoos and other things.
Oh for sure, I just find it interesting, that’s all.
I just like guys with beards :3
Yeah, fair enough. To be fair, I find some bearded guys (on the odd time) to be good looking.
“I am changing the terms of our unspoken agreement”
I am sure there’s many who feel the same when hubbies shave 🪒.
I always talk with my wife before I do something weird with my facial hair. Like the colonel sanders was fun, but not sustainable in the long term.
But like, imagine getting dumped because you got a haircut. Not a bad haircut, just a haircut. That’s how ridiculous some people are about facial hair.
If A dumps B over a haircut, A doesn’t deserve B.
oh, i dont have a partner lol
im just an admirer :3
Wait I thought… 👉👈
Your partner is our lord and savior and this week’s sponsor Crelm Toothbrush Concern. As is all of ours.
Oh right you’re the person who I got shipped with in a femcel comment thread!
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I bet you’re pretty cute.My cats think so. They keep waking me up by nibbling on my face. I’m not sure whether they’re being cute or trying to give my wife a hint or hells forbid checking whether I’m alive and trying to eat my face. I’ve got like ten hours to decide whether to train them out of it
Why ten hours?
Also, I am sooo glad my cat doesn’t do that lol. She’s a good kitty :3
Is this the girl equivalent of “so your wife has cut her hair short”?
I love your wife’s short hair.
I love your mustache.
I love your wife’s hair’s moustache
I love your mustache’s hair’s wife
What? No! Big difference.
But I’m hard pressed to find one. Maybe shaving your pubic hair heart shaped, or getting ass antlers.
Ass antlers is new to me. We call that a Tramp Stamp in Canada.
Arschgeweih is often used in that judgmental way, too. Personally I think it’s just a matter of taste - like moustaches.
I’m a guy and have always been of the opinion that my partner is the one that has to look at me the most, so she can dictate how I look if she cares to do so, for the most part, at least.
My now-ex wife wanted me to grow a goatee. I’ve always been clean-shaven. I tried it for a few weeks, hated it, and shaved it off.
Also, she wouldn’t shave where I wanted her to…
IMO the vast majority of men cannot pull off a mustache. In order to pull off a mustache, you need to project competence, authority, and maturity. You absolutely must exude all three without trying. If you’re under 30 don’t even try. Furthermore, it must look good. Thick, full, groomed. Again, all three required. The percentage of the male identifying population that has all six of those attributes is way lower than what I’m seeing in the wild. If you know someone close to you who is mustachioed but doesn’t have the attributes, shave it off. If they’re mad, tell them someone deserving of a mustache wouldn’t have let that happen.
Edit: your hate for my opinion won’t make your mustasche look good
This is false. You can wear a mustache if you want, you don’t need permission from Dogyote.
Sure, you can, but odds are you look like an idiot
I see you haven’t hung around a military base recently. These teenagers and early 20s all got 1970s staches. Mustaches are back, baby!
Seeing teens and those in their early 20s with a mustache always makes me chuckle. It doesn’t work on a fresh, wrinkle-free face.
I mean its your opinion, nothing wrong with that - just dont go rubbing it on other peoples faces.
If I’m forced to see it then I’m going to complain about it in a relevant lemmy thread.
Wait, you’re suggesting that people forcibly shave another man’s mustache?
I mean, it’s wrong, but… I’d watch.
Also, I’m sorry so few people caught that this is satire.
The obvious solution is to gaslight him into believing he doesn’t have a moustache https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Moustache_(film)?wprov=sfla1
I need to watch this
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You’re going to be asking what a Z job is next. You can’t afford it.
I was on a multi-week survival camping (no amenities) gathering in the middle of the forest and there was a guy with a perfectly twirled mustache. How vain do you have to be to keep that up under such conditions?

I know a few guys that would do something like that in the backcountry as a joke. the challenge is most of the fun.
it’s an autistic stim
The moustache was the one keeping him alive .
I imagine with all that accumulated grime the mustache collapses into a sticky mess by itself
Baseball pitchers do it to throw off the batter. I saw a pitcher with a monkey tail beard once.
I had to search “monkey tail beard”, and I’m glad I did.

Then there’s this guy, he knows this was a mistake.

What if you start off one side of the mustache as a twirled one like the image, then the other side is a handle bar, down and along the jaw line, up over the ear and down and around to the bottom middle of the back of the head to a rats tail (with a bald head).
I worked with a guy who suggested something similar to this for a Movember growth.
He described it as an asymmetrical moustache.
Can’t even contemplate the confidence on pulling it off whist taking public transport.
That would definitely throw me off
I thought I was the only one that had one
Seconding what the other person said lmao. Mine looked like that for a while because I’d just start fidgeting with it the moment my hands were idle.
viltrumites.
He’s better off without her and her mother.














