Jen Sorensen | Mastodon
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Selling The Sun
Despite overwhelming objections from scientists, the Trump FCC has approved a space mirror to create “Sunlight on demand.”
Person on Earth in spot being lit by space mirror: What the.?
Among other things, the company promises “unforgettable nighttime experiences for events and public spaces.”
Owl: Not another @&!# midnight corporate retreat!
Besides messing up circadian rhythms, animal navigation, and entire ecosystems, what could go wrong?
Tech bro to astronomer with seared retinas: careful with that telescope! Especially once we have 50,000 of these in orbit.
Coming soon: Blocking the sun unless you pay for it
Farmer in the dark: Hey, what gives?
Tech bro: You haven’t paid your monthly Sun-scription fee!
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They’ll sell it as an improvement to agriculture, a safety feature, or even extended solar energy. They’ll use it as a giant magnifying glass to remotely incinerate anyone they dislike without using additional fuel.
And then they’ll still argue that solar energy is less efficient than “coal and oil make big boom.”