Christian dudes going to an all-male gym? Oh, you better believe they be lusting.
You know who else has men-only gyms? The Taliban!
I mean, when I go to the gym I can’t give a fuck less about who is there. Crazy mofo that lives in the dumpster out back could be in there flipping tables….you do you, just don’t hog the equipment and rack your weights bro.
I’m sure they display a big anatomically correct Jesus on a cross right over a bench press, all sweaty and ripped in a tiny loin cloth. His cum gutters all glittering in the light with a look of pain on his face that wouldn’t be out of place in an S&M club.
Seriously though, why does every gym have that one guy who only wears “Christ is King” tshirts and backpacks? My guy even leaves bibles out on top of his parked bicycle. I’m tempted to go in only wearing Satanic Temple shirts to openly mock him.
Dude I don’t care about anything, but seriously, working out in all-men gyms just boosts your workouts by so much. No distractions, no need to get shy, surrounded by pure testostrone, you can take your shirt off, go wild, gorilla monke mode.
Girls are too cute and sweet and I really don’t feel comfortable going ape shit in a mixed gym.
I will work out at men only gyms for the rest of my life. Btw, non-mixed gyms are the default in my country so I don’t have to go through any special gym for that.
Tell us how much you don’t respect women without telling us.
Aside from all the gay references here this is a real two edged sword. On one hand, get all these right wing misogynist asshats away from women in gyms. Otoh, this is just another recruiting ground and echo chamber for right wing redpill incel BS.
men aren’t even allowed to work out together without having their sexuality questioned. god forbid we actually become–gasp–friends with each other! and if that happens, it’s apparently only to concoct right-wing plots and figure out clever ways to harass women.
meanwhile, a women’s only space is supposedly heaven on earth, even though they’ll all be gossiping and backstabbing each other for no reason.
Ok. you blatantly disregarded the context of this post in order to make it some gender-war post about bros who just wanna be bros. That’s stupid.
The title is, just in case you can’t read:
Men-Only Gyms Trying To Protect Christian Men From Lust Get Brutally Ridiculed
So we are OBVIOUSLY not discussing workout buddies, or gym friendships, or even y’know, if gay dudes like going to the gym, which nobody is saying can’t happen. But you went and redpilled it as a war against men because women have spaces away from men exactly because of the kind of men in the article.
Rick Pidcock
That is not a real name
Lots of definitely not gay stuff is going to be happening there. Gay dudes with a thing for closeted guys are going to have a field day.
Giving your best bro a BJ will help protect him from sinful thoughts.
Them: Jesus is King
Jesus: muchas gracias!
I’m not having gay sex? I’m hiding my penis safely inside this Christian man’s asshole so that women can’t get to it unless they are my wife.
What makes a man a man? That’s right, a penis. So, therefore, two penises are more manly than one penis.
That’s just maths and logic. And you can’t argue with maths and logic!!
“That and a pair of testicles…”
AI slop but I believe this is the one thing AI can get away with, at least in my books. But fuck AI.
We’re training men! Hallellujah!
It’s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It’s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
You can get yourself clean
You can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel!… one of Trump’s favorite songs.
They’re all closet cases.
