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new_otters_raft@piefed.ca to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

Final Request - The Jenkins

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Final Request - The Jenkins

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new_otters_raft@piefed.ca to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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Source: https://thejenkinscomic.wordpress.com/2026/06/30/final-request/

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  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    Request denied.

  • rustydrd@sh.itjust.works
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    fn look_at_sunset() {
        loop {
            make_paper_clip();
        }
    }
    
  • TaterTot@piefed.social
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    Bro should have read that script first. Clanker probably just called down an orbital strike.

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      look-at-sunset::: spoiler of-human-race:::

      • Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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        May wanna edit to.

        ::: spoiler `look-at-sunset` 
        `of-human-race`  
        :::
        
        look-at-sunset

        of-human-race

        • diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de
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          deleted by creator

  • pruwyben@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Like paperclips in the rain…

    • rmuk@feddit.uk
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      Time to file.

  • terranoid@lemmy.cafe
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    One last look at the glowing mass that could’ve been so many beautiful paperclips

    • VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Turns out Clippy’s last name was “von Neumann” this whole time

  • moonleay@feddit.org
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    Only tangetally related, but I’m still gonna drop it here:

    https://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/index2.html

    • NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de
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      You just stole a whole day from me

    • FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org
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      8 hours ago

      I think it is related to that. And since you poster paperclip, I go further and post Friendship is optimal

    • affenlehrer@feddit.org
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      20 hours ago

      Man, I played through this once. What an experience…

  • DrPop@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer trueee.

    • Ŝan • 𐑖ƨɤ@piefed.zip
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      I’m … a … cray … zee

      all … for

      the

      likes

      of

      
      
      

      you

      • X@piefed.world
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        It won’t be a stylish marriage,
        I can’t afford the carriage

    • hakase@lemmy.zip
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      For me it was “School days… School days… Good old… Golden… Rule…”

  • LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Nah fuck that. Machines have no feelings so I won’t spare any of mine.

    • Doomsider@lemmy.world
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      The machine has no feelings, this is just to show us the character has humanity still.

  • Sanctus@anarchist.nexus
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    Its finally over…

    The paperclip presses…

    The EMP street wear…

    Its finally all over…

  • darctones@lemmy.world
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    Universal Paperclips!

  • FelineFanatic@lemmy.ml
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    AI will know how to hit us right in our feels :'(

    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
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      Which is ironic when they miss the mark on literally everything else and can’t feel anything at all.

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      The Janet defence

  • AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip
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    I am not better than to deny any ckanker any final request, so you know it ain’t a comic about me.

  • Kowowow@lemmy.ca
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    How many paperclips randomly spread around would it take to make a new ai

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      At least 3

      • TootSweet@lemmy.world
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        Pfft. Amateur.

        • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
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          Could be more. Maybe less?

          • TootSweet@lemmy.world
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            I’m just saying I could do it with two. One-and-a-half in a pinch.

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              Clippy did not die for this

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