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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago

Anon accepts a prestigious job

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Anon accepts a prestigious job

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago
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  • Pyr@lemmy.ca
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    You do realize monkeys would be qualified to be rocket scientists as long as they could do math right?

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      I feel like the people who are down voting this are missing the fact that its litterally the monkeys (apes but w.e) who can do math who are rocket scientists. were the monekys.

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        Humans are apes not monkeys but aside from that yes

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        We are the pig, professor. We are all the pig.

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      I mean no, first they’d need to learn a century’s worth of rocket science and centuries’ worth of prerequisites.

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        Also, even if you’re verifiably a super genius, I think you’d probably get fired for throwing your own shit, biting people, and stealing stuff eventually.

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          So you mean we can train monkeys to work if they work from home?

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            I think it’s the other way around, but yes.

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