Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-23 months agoRemember when you had to buy a separate one? Now just get one to do both.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square29fedilinkarrow-up1145
arrow-up1145imageRemember when you had to buy a separate one? Now just get one to do both.lemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-23 months agomessage-square29fedilink
minus-squarezikzak025@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·3 months agoYou still could not pay me enough to put any electric razor near my sensitive bits, no matter how it’s advertised.
minus-squarelookitsjustin@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up29·edit-23 months agoYou could pay me to do it. I’d do it for free, as well, but payment would be appreciated.
minus-squarelookitsjustin@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up12·3 months agoWell, I think if I’m shaving your balls, payment should be 50% up-front and 50% upon completion. I have a no-nick guarantee.
minus-squarelookitsjustin@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-23 months agoI also have a two-for-one deal.
minus-squarezikzak025@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 months agoNow that’s the entrepreneurial spirit! You’ve got yourself a deal.
minus-squarePasserby6497@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months ago payment should be 50% up-front and 50% upon completion You’ll want to have an asterisk on that statement, otherwise you’ll end up with unsatisfied customers and annoying questions from the pigs.
minus-squareBlackPenguins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 months agoI picture a very weird barbershop opening up
minus-squareidunnololz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 months agoI really like the oneblade. The main issue with them is that they fling the hairs everywhere 😭
minus-squarezikzak025@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoI don’t really shave, to be honest. Trim the weeds occasionally with some scissors, but it’s too much upkeep to keep the coinpurse smooth.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months agoI don’t even want it fully shaved because then I get hella ingrown hairs.
minus-squareMpatch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoJust a tip on that, 12hrs and 24hrs after use salicylic acid/black head remover on a wash cloth and give it all a good wipe. Helps prevent like 90% of ingrown hair
You still could not pay me enough to put any electric razor near my sensitive bits, no matter how it’s advertised.
You could pay me to do it. I’d do it for free, as well, but payment would be appreciated.
To shave my balls or yours?
Well, I think if I’m shaving your balls, payment should be 50% up-front and 50% upon completion. I have a no-nick guarantee.
Is that per ball?
I also have a two-for-one deal.
Now that’s the entrepreneurial spirit! You’ve got yourself a deal.
who is nick
You’ll want to have an asterisk on that statement, otherwise you’ll end up with unsatisfied customers and annoying questions from the pigs.
I picture a very weird barbershop opening up
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I really like the oneblade. The main issue with them is that they fling the hairs everywhere 😭
Just curious, what do you use?
I don’t really shave, to be honest. Trim the weeds occasionally with some scissors, but it’s too much upkeep to keep the coinpurse smooth.
I don’t even want it fully shaved because then I get hella ingrown hairs.
Just a tip on that, 12hrs and 24hrs after use salicylic acid/black head remover on a wash cloth and give it all a good wipe. Helps prevent like 90% of ingrown hair