Streetman = streetfighter
Idk what’s streetman though.
Firefighter, pig, courier, fisher
They can’t all be the same class tho.
Firefighter
Policeranger
Mailmage
Fisherbard
And let’s assign their race, too.
Human Firefighter
Elf Policeranger
Gnome Mailmage
Half-Orc Fisherbard
Why do you have to bring race into it?!
/s
So the DM knows what bonuses they have. 😌
eh, fishers are more rangers than police.
A mailman is a letter carrier.
Gun shooty man = warfighter
This is the most boring d&d party. How about:
- firefighter
- policerogue
- mailcleric
- fisherranger
LineSorcerer MilkBard HandyArtificer CameraWarlock
fisherranger
Favored enemy: bass.
“I cast Detect Dead… Letter.”
maleclerk

Hackerfighter
wofighter
Stewardess = Airline Passenger Fighter
Nah.
Airline Passenger Paladin.
They cast ‘banish’ and you’re out of the plane.
There are no such thing as fellow passengers, only foe passengers.
If somebody told me this was how German worked I would believe it so I wonder if the reverse is true
This does not work in German because fighter (Kämpfer) is gendered as male. There’s is female version of it though (Kämpferin). We have Feuerwehrmann and Feuerwehrfrau. Correct gendering in German is (I say that as an older a male) a bit complicated and makes the sentences usually mich longer or sound weird.
There was a joke solution to this that I really liked: add a “y” to the end or all gendered words: Feuerwehry, Frisöry, Mitarbeity, Erziehery, Arzty etc.
Monster or Ungeheuer would work too. Feuerwehrmonster.
Degendering ala Phettberg may have started as a humours way toward gender neutral language, but it evolved IMHO into a serious way next to *, :, Innen.
I wasn’t aware but I like it. Makes everything sound cute.
In frontend development, it’s pretty common to use German to stress test UIs, as it’s a commonly used language with a lot of long words. It reveals all sorts of UI issues - text that doesn’t wrap properly, buttons that are pushed off the screen, etc.
I don’t know German, but I do like the idea of using compound nouns rather than inventing new words.
It’s also common to test UIs with Arabic, to test handling of right-to-left languages. At work we have a “fake RTL” language that’s English but rendered RTL. It’s interesting because everything is flipped - for example, a left-hand sidebar is instead on the right side in RTL languages. Company logo is at top right instead of top left.
You will be happy to know I have confirmed your identity as a Non-Israeli.
Because I used Arabic as an example rather than Hebrew? Or because I’m unfamiliar with RTL languages?
In any case, it’s pretty easy to figure out that I’m Aussie :)
Excel be like
Garbageman = Garbagefighter
Lineman = Linefighter
Airman = Airfighter
Seaman = Seafighter
Axeman = Axefighter
Repairman = Repair fighter
Handyman = handyfighter
Woman -> Wofighter
Man was gender neutral in old English https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/522859/ddg#522870
Its a concept called generic masculine.
Mailman = fighterfighter
Dogfighter
The lemmy version
Firefighter
Bastard
Propaganda delivery agent
Carnist jerk













