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- onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
- cross-posted to:
- onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/66811433
Transit Rule
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/66811433
Transit Rule
Speed of a Maglev train: ~ 300 km/h on average, ~ 600 km/h in testing
East-West width of country:
Average Times:
Max speed of 600 would be half those times, so a large European country could get it down to 1 hour, but I don’t know anyone who stays horny that long.
If we give a max horniness window of 15 minutes, then we need trains to be 4x faster than their current max speed of 600, namely 2400 km/h, which is Mach 2. The sonic boom would be immense, but so would the size of her sploosh as you come just in time.
Edit: Interestingly, the UK’s width of ~ 300 km, would allow for a horniness window of 30 minutes using current technology.
okay but 15 minutes is kinda nuts, with the right stimulation I can be kept horny for at least an hour. If you were actively messaging the girl I bet you could maintain it for a maximum of two hours.
It would be better to have her travel to you. Make time dilation work in your favor.
Hey I know the cards I have and I play them to the best of my ability
We need to invest more in public transport. One day we may achieve this noble goal.
or horniness
Knowing humans, that’s probably a goal that’s a lot more likely to be invested in and met than better public transportation
Impossible!
fair
But wait, how long does prog stay in the blood? Assuming you take a dose equivalent to between luteal peak and follicular down?
what is prog?
Progesterone. Legend says it can make a (t)girl more horny. Scientists still haven’t figured out why. Maybe involves a secret ingestion method.
i think the reason is pretty easily understood? cis women produce prog during pregnancy (hence the name) -> tries to bind to partner so they won’t leave before the child is delivered -> higher inclination to cuddling and maybe more horny.
Progesterone
I’m not nearly educated enough to speak math, but I think acceleration/deceleration makes a big portion here. Train won’t move 300-600km/h all the time. Plus onboarding/offboarding and delays should also be considered.
What if the train moved at max speed at all times and people just jumped on and off.
A lot of fatalities 🤷🏻
With enough laws, i have trust it can become as safe as airplanes
A series of trains parallel to each other at progressively higher speeds from one end of the line to the other, with door openings facing each other. You walk between trains to speed up and slow down. Walk on - walk off.
No-no, let him cook, he onto something.
Imagine how efficient it will be!
So like a swarm of sperm swimming to an egg, only the strongest can survive the train exit and obtain their horny reward.
When I woke up this morning, I didn’t think I was going to read about train ejaculation theory but here we are! 😄
Always happy to help
in before Louis Wu and slidewalk math enters…
Cries in Canadian where the train service from my city to a city 400kms away is 9.5 hrs (literally double the time it takes to drive).
Not with British trains though hehe