The bag has spoken.
Lookie lookie.
I DID IT ALL FOR THE COOKIE (YEAH)
THE COOKIE (YEAH)
SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT LOOKIE (YEAH)
AND STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH)
Is that a Al Yancovic version?
please use his proper title. it’s weird al yankovic. he worked hard for that.
Can I take this chance to ask anyone willing to answer, what on earth is a nookie?
sexual intercourse/activity
Vagina
Well, that makes sense.
hm yea this does feel wrong. this bag better have a safe side to show on the outside.
like, this is humiliating but not in the fun way at all. like - they want you to feel like
noooo >///< now they know i got a cookie nuuuuuuu >O<
but it feels more like this
no, no plz don’t look at me u hungry strangers, this sucks i wanna be home and have my stupid cookie out of my stupid bag
also like, if they would have made the “lookie lookie” more cursive and with a fun fancy handwritten font, i might have liked it more.
EDIT: kinda like this:

see how much friendlier and also more teasing it looks? much more than this regular impact font they used here.
but like, with proper o’s… writing the proper o’s in lateinische Ausgangsschrift is weird:

EDIT2: okay now im in SUCH a babying mood omygosh ---- WOOOOOAAAAAHHHHH i wanna praise and compliment someone til they hide their face - and then i wanna turn it my way again and tell them how wonderfully delicious and shy they look rn------- anyway, lookie lookie.
Okay but can we please talk about the halo over the KIE? What’s going on there?
It’s an arrow
Ohhhhh. Hm. Well, now that I’ve witnessed my confectionary messiah, I refuse to accept any evidence to the contrary.
oh shit, i forgot to make this rage-bait!
Just point out the fact that the subway guy faced infinitely more consequences compared to the rich cabal of child fuckers that run the world. Easy as.
I’m raging that you have a cookie and I don’t
Well lookie-lookie who ain’t got a cookie.
Get 'em, boys.
How would you even make this rage bait?
Red circle.
just fill in one of the o’s
I usually post daily, so I would’ve posted something else that was bait if I remembered
No I can work with this. COOKIES MAKE ME ANGRY RAAAHHHH

ooh that just reminded me, I tried a new cookie recipe recently and it was better than my previous go-to recipe!
My previous fave is “Miscarriage Cookies” - literally the term I put into Google, they’re the first result. But since I’m using DDG now they didn’t show up right away and another recipe for “The worst Cookies ever (they will ruin your life)” showed up. Both me and my husband actually prefer the latter, but when he brought a batch of each to work the preferences were about 50:50.
I would love some fresh chocolate chip rn 😩











