Yeah, except most married cops probably have Grindr
What seems to be the problem, officer? 🥰
I know that ACAB and rule #1 is keep your mouth shut but I would definitely open my mouth if a cop showed up like that 👄
All Cops Are Bottoms
You seem to be hauling ass…
In the smaller/thumbnail version of this picture it looks like there’s a play button on his mound, which just makes this even better.
This would have been more effective in the 90s where people actually hated gay people.
I’m not saying it’s right, or that I agree with it, but in the 90s it was socially acceptable to hate gay people.
Today? Today this looks like an obsolete joke whose punchline no longer lands.
Because I’m not gay, and I’m not a cop, but if I pulled this guy over as a cop, first thing I’d do is prey on this guys insecurities and homophobia.
The bumper sticker no longer points fun at cops, but rather identifies the wearer of said bumper sticker as an asshole.
This would have been more effective in the 90s where people actually hated gay people.
You miss the point: the message isn’t for people of today, it’s for pigs whose minds are stuck in the 50’s.
Who are generally the sort of people who become cops to start with
People don’t hate the gays anymore? Ohhh shit. I never got the memo. I guess I can come out to my parents now!
Yeah sit down straight guy. You don’t get to tell us the climate of tolerance.
This would have been more effective in the 90s where people actually hated gay people.
Most cops still hate gay people.
Just the cops?
Used to? Waves vaguely at the US.
New Hampshire is usually ten years behind on trends but that would put this car in 2016 instead so still kind of bigoted…
Then again, it’s New Hampshire…
I don’t know if the average cop has made it into the 90s mentality yet. Where I grew up there is a greater than zero chance this still gets your ass beat.
I agree stupid bumper sticker
Unless I’m getting pulled over every day, the sticker just makes the driver look like a turd.
The sticker uses the word “gay” negatively. It insults a community like an afterthought.
Eh it’s playing on that usage, but the tongue is firmly in the cheek enough that it’s obviously not meant in a non-ironic way. As a queer guy I could see playing with the phrase that way, much like how my friends call each other the F word, and people wear “he/him/daddy” shirts at Pride, and all sorts of other ways we can make fun of ourselves and not take ourselves dead serious 100% of the time, which turns people off.
As a queer guy I could see playing with the phrase that way, much like how my friends call each other the F word,
My wife used to work with a guy like that, in a supermarket chain.
Around Christmastime he says to my wife…“You’ve heard of elf on the shelf? Well how about…”…and just stopped there, and straddled a long, thin loaf of French bread like a witch riding a broom.
My wife, being the type of ally who would never use that word, just kinda stared at him blankly. She didn’t get it.
Meanwhile when she told me this story I nearly keeled over laughing. Not because of the joke but just because of her reaction to it.
Why? You could easily argue he’s just had a prolific sex life with a string of cops
Hey now, not all cocksuckers are bad cocksuckers!
The instinct to immediately pull over is a mistake, it arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Mash the pedal down and make the bastard chase you
No cop was ever born who isn’t a sucker for a finely-executed hi-speed Controlled Drift.
Accelerate immediately. When you see the red light, do not stop. Speed up to 120 mph.
Force the chase. Drive to the next exit while signaling confusingly (e.g., indicating a right turn while staying on the freeway).
By forcing the officer to lose control of their vehicle while trying to keep up with your finely-executed hi-speed Controlled Drift, you shift the psychological dynamic. This makes him horny.
Shit, why argue? I’m a criminal. I knew it was wrong and I did it anyway.
I’ve seen this porn
Oh yeah, you sexy sexy Camry…
“Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?”
“Because you’re hoping I’m gay?”
Gay cops are still oppressors just as much.
ACAG
