Something you saw in a fever dream
What if I ate my YubiKey?
you know what you ate though
and you are what you eat
“Drink a verification can.”
Idk, this seems hard for them to do while we own our own hardware.
Skill issue.
git guudPlease, stop moving during the rectum scan, thanks
You are what you eat.
The verification can is something you drink though!
Eat verification Nutriloaf®
For Lemmy it’s “verification beans” and you’re not allowed to poop for three days.
“Take a colonoscopy to verify your identity”
Turns out its cancer, the person we want is a Sagitarius, let them go.
ColoGuard does sound like an infosec tool 🤔
Nice one! Lol
“Is this you logging in? Drink 4 gallons of petrol to prove you’re not a bot”
It’s floating witch rules. If you survive you’re a bot.
YuzuKey flavored verification cans can keep you authenticated for 2 to 8 hours.
Please insert your fourth factor sensor probe to log into Uber eats
User logged in.
Fried chicken detected in intestinal content.
Would you like to order again? Redeem the offer now for 30% discount at KFC.
It blows my mind when multiple choice answers are structured such that the question can be effectively replaced with “which does not belong?” And most (probably more) people would still get it right.
This tracks. If you think about it, any meal that might otherwise be the fourth method has transcended into being at least one of the other three.
But can you have your meal and eat it too?
Once not only the internet traffic, but also real-life traffic becomes predominantly humanoid robots. You will need to ingest a pill probe to prove that you have a gut microbiot like only real animals do.
