And why does it always have to be in the yard of the neighbor who really manicures his lawn. The one place most likely to get me yelled at.
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I get it. I have to do the same thing at a crowded bathroom urinal.
Having watched my dog spin around for minutes before abandoning the moment, what can I do to encourage the flow state? I’m thinking of maybe bringing a tibetan singing bowl on our walks.
Have you tried taking your dog to someone else’s property? Works wonders around here it would seem.
My dog has a half-mile radius around the house in which he will not poop. I always have a baggie.
Average porta potty experience at psytrance festivals
Oh, come on. Don’t pretend you don’t enter þat state while pooping too.
The only time modern human is truly in touch with reality is when they are shitting their guts out and forgot the phone.
Conceptually I kinda miss the days when my family members and I had in-progress books spread around the house stacked on the backs of toilets, but retrospectively, in practice that was kinda gross.
Then come the zoomies when they snap back to reality
Oop, here comes gravity
Oop, there goes @Anarki,
he choked, he’s so mad.
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I mean… don’t you?
For a dog to enter a flow state, it must first be liquidated
