transcription: me installing linux on, on your computer
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Could also be “Paris in the the spring” rule.
I had to install it my self again. Just like every night.
I already have linux :3
But let’s distro hop together 👉👈
Oooh excuse me, b- but did your apt just brush up against my pacman?
Sorry that was my dnf 😳
Your tongue isn’t a usb stick and my mouth isn’t a usb port, dummy!!
*USB connect sound* *USB disconnect sound* *USB connect sound* *USB disconnect sound* *USB connect sound* *USB disconnect sound*
Fake, you never even flipped it around
relevant (slightly or wildly nsfw)
😳
“ahh you put it in upside down.”
flips
“eww it’s still upside down”
flips to origianl postiton
“ooo keep going deeper. Fill me with your data!”
I’m imagining a whole fucking person just flipping on their head to continue giving the other head and then flipping back only for the other person to go “yeah, just like that”
that can be arranged
A promise or a threat?
Yes
Hmmm delicious suspense.
Maybe her pooter
Is a computer
My butt, on the other hand
I grip your shirt (choose keyboard layout) and start lifting it over your head (selecting partition scheme), but you pull back, suddenly unsure…
“B-but this isn’t one of those cringe distros, is it?”
“No, it’s not Arch”
I am cringe and I am proud!
Was that link loading slow because it was installing a crypto miner, or because it was running off an old thinkpad in the back of someone’s apartment?
Why not both?
btw
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I have readed “I grep your shirt”.
Linux has me really cooked, and I love it.
Hang on while I look up the sed command to edit your shirt off…
sed 's/shirt//g'
Can i watch?
…
Maybe I should try this Linux thing.
I came out to my wife 5 days ago and started taking hormones yesterday. The pipeline is real (and beautiful)
Congrats! How’d the coming out go?
Very well. Shes actually much happier with my new personality. I think she always saw it, but I was too busy hiding it to be passionate or emotional at all. We’re actually communicating and growing together.
Im still working on coming out to our friends and eventually my family
Sudo systemctl disable clothing
you forgot
--now*nothing happens*
oh you silly *quickly types*
$ sudo systemctl enable clothingyou don’t want to stop clothing system wide, just for us two, luckily systemcuddle disable without the dash dash now flag doesn’t immediately stop the systemd unit, so this didn’t have any harmful effect. Instead lets just stop the user wide systemd units. *types*
$ systemctl --user stop clothing*my clothes disappear*
and now for you *types*
$ sudo systemctl --machine socsa@ stop clothing*your clothes disappear*
uwu
You fool, I use runit.
Watching the installation process like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I ACTUALLY DID THIS TO MY BF (best friend, not boyfriend… I think… Maybe… Oh no I’m getting turned on…) AND TO MY COUSIN LMAO.
You made out with your cousin while installing Linux on their PC? Well, good for you I guess.
I just noticed that this really sounds bad 😭💀
Installs linux on your computer tenderly and gayly
Got a computer with blank storage here for ya ˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶
Make sure you don’t install a virus!
as for distros i can rec tumbleweed
