“Somewhere outside’a Sutton,
Elon pushed a button.
And my brand-new CyberTruck she drove away.”Can’t apply for a job because the AI interview stage can’t recognize his country accent.
Can’t afford his car note, his truck leaves him.
He’s broke, so his blonde waifu AI GF subscription runs out and she leaves him.
Tries to get drunk, but the delivery app won’t let him buy alcohol.
Gets rejected trying to get sexy with the Tractor Supply customer service chatbot.
I’m not sure if this is an AI-based county song, or a plausible Blade Runner sequel.
You have a great imagination, and a clear writing style.
We’ll pay you minimum wage to write stories so our AI can usurp actual authors.
The battery dies in his robodog
After it runs over his dog.
I guess yall haven’t heard the art of Memphis Kansas Breeze https://youtu.be/L8MBUZjJX7Y?t=213
It’s definitely somewhere in their discography
The movie Her, but make it hick
“My ex-truck cheated on me with my best friends motorcycle”
Knowing hicks in 'Murica, I am on the side of the truck
“I lost my car and, uh…
Nope, there it is by that dumpster!“
— Bill HicksIt’s a cyber truck - so actually it is that dumpster!
“See ya tomorrow! Drrrrrrrr”
