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Boomer? Yes.
But Rodney Dangerfield was great.
"I told my psychiatrist I was suicidal…
He made me pay in advance."
If your wife won’t fuck you try being more likable
Women don’t fuck people they don’t like
arethestraightsokayorboomerhumor?There’s a lot of overlap there
I literally thought this was about puppy girls, I guess I am online too much
Everyone is saying “boomer” and “Facebook” but I’m interpreting this WILDLY differently 💀
Holy shit this is boomer af
Delete the gym, hire a facebook, hit the lawyer
Ha Ha, wife bad!
Wait am I on Lemmy or Facebook?
She says yes when I ask.
Same. I’ve never had your wife turn me down either.
She never turns anyone down that’s one of the things I love about her.
True, even got her to do that one thing no other wife ever wants to do.
Ba dum tsss!
Does she at least let you hump her leg?
Imagine having sex. Can’t be me.
Imagine having sex
heck, imagine having two sexAnd then getting cooties🤮🤕
divorce
Dont marry in the first place
too late, my wife is lovely
Shitttt my master plannn you foiled it. Congrats on finding someone tho hope everything stays lovely and stuff :)
I really wish it were that simple…
divocre
Sounds like a cuck fetish to me. All the guy is missing is a cock cage.
