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UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 hours ago

The Woke Veggie Tale Leftists Won't Tell You About This One

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The Woke Veggie Tale Leftists Won't Tell You About This One

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UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 hours ago
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  • fonix232@fedia.io
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    Yeah.

    And Moses split the Gulf of California to deliver his people to the promised land… Baja California.

  • FrChazzz@lemmus.org
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    There’s a guy who long maintained that the Garden of Eden is found near the Florida panhandle and there’s a park to commemorate this.

  • s@piefed.world
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    Chat, is the premise of this man’s argument true?

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    Ah yes, the Mississippi, the only river with 7 tributaries in the world. Of course.

    • Steve@startrek.website
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      Its a true fact!

  • BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    And she gave birth to her firstborn son; and she wrapped Him in the stars and stripes, and laid Him in the bed of the truck, because there was no room for them in the holiday inn.

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    Kinda related: The mormons believe that the garden of Eden was where Independence, Missouri is now… and everything resettled in the Middle East after the flood.

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    Obviously the answer is Jesus was in North America, Joseph Smith was right, and Matthew Mark Luke and John were a bit confused.

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  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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    All I know for sure is that Atlantis was in Iowa.

  • Thunderbird4@lemmy.world
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    And did those feet
    In ancient times
    Walk upon Kentucky’s mountains green?

  • mkwt@lemmy.world
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    The Atchafalaya is a distributary, not a tributary.

    • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Also it has way more than 7, those are just the major ones.

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    You know, I was watching a video theorizing that the Odyssey and the Iliad were assembled from a bunch of older stories, and that a couple of those journeys went across the Atlantic. If someone like the ancient Macedonians made it across, the Old Testament stories could also be incorporating information about North America.

    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldOP
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      the Odyssey and the Iliad were assembled from a bunch of older stories

      Very possible

      and that a couple of those journeys went across the Atlantic

      Total bullshit

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    “The Bible says…” Stop. There’s your problem right there.

    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldOP
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      It’s been in there for 6000 years. If it was wrong, someone would have corrected it by now

      • ∟⊔⊤∦∣≶@lemmy.nz
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        That’s a huge over estimation, but yes

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