Compress your pork
crank ur hog
I CRANKED MY HOG MULTIPLE TIMES TODAY BROTHER, BUT I STILL GOT MORE! ARRROOO
AWOOOOOOGA
Clamp your hams
The last few posts like this that have been made, the comments were filled with people who didn’t get it. I’m getting ahead of that 😤
How dare you help provide context instead of mocking people who don’t get it. This is the internet, non-gender-specific-sir.
Barely
Just not a good one.
squeeze your meat
If you’ll all excuse me I’m gonna go “clamp my ham” if you get what I’m sayin… winks knowingly
And you call them clamped hams despite the fact that they are obviously plated.
Vice your gammon…?
Pinch your polska
Last time someone pinched polska they got bombed by the British
…put your clamped meat loaf slice on a plate with Mediterranean design.
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Squeezy your charcuterie
tvinga din kassler?
Clasp your Ham
