had to look at the thread for clues to what this means and it’s still not funny. women can just exist and excel at anything and everything. here’s a better joke: what’s funny and successful and desirable despite being none of those things.
punchline: a person with a vagina.
not misogynistic, just gay and realistic.
Excel?! Dude, most men can’t even master Excel!
Well to be fair, none of the other comments actually explained it.
When your phone gets wet you’re supposed to put it in rice cause rice is really good at sucking up all the moisture and a lot of times it works.
That’s it.
This is it. Nothing misogynistic about it.
You are in shitposts.
There name is cumslut I don’t think they are deep thinkers
I’m pretty sure deep is exactly what they are thinking
Jizzmin rice
Jizzus Fucking Christ that was a bad joke
Thank you egg_slut, very cool!
Easiest way to make rice krispie treats, too!
Healthier than marshmallow fluff.
Tastier, too!
This thread is what the internet is for
Instructions unclear and now I have the stickiest rice I’ve ever had
Good tho
Pairs well with a juicy mango
In the oven on low for an hour
On a serious note. DO NOT iron clothes while they have cum on them. The smell is… not good.
This is a matter of opinion.
I dont know, but I would like to!
Why would you ironing a cum stained shirt?
To look good for work, obviously!
This needed to be said?
You mean everyone’s first instinct isn’t to “steam the cum away” in this situation?
I’m familiar with Fuck The Pain Away.
“Steam The Cum Away” is new to me.
It’s the less popular sequel.
Um, yeah, that’s like cooking egg whites
My face rn:
D:
Greg Davies: “And as the sperm swim towards the eggs, it’s hard not to think that I’ve ruined this fried breakfast.”
Ah, creampie with some rice.
Instructions accidentally unclear, pussied out of cumming on some rice.
That’s racist!
Make sure you let it cool first.
I…I think you’re supposed to use uncooked rice for this. What you do with it afterwards is no-one’s business but you’re own.
But what if I want my sushi rice to smell after fish
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