We used to throw pies, now we just throw shade
You’d get charged with terrorism now. Might as well go full Luigi.
Some of us Americans think this is what the second amendment is for
Pies are nice and all; but have you considered a dildo to the face?
It has a certain style after all.
I love the Wikipedia pedantry in correcting that it wasn’t technically a dildo.
Indeed, just a rubber flesh toned phallus. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Funny story, here in Sweden, our speaker of the parliament was visiting a school to speak. Someone threw a “banana or part of a banana”. Bodyguards “aprehended” the boy until police arrived and the boy was interrogated at the police station.
The speaker then started a criminal suit against the boy (who was 16) with the charge of disorderly conduct. The damage was noted as, “a stained shirt”.
According to the speaker, incidents like this could cause politicians to not want to speak at schools (oh no… how will the children cope?)
Anyway, people are calling him out as the clown he is. And i’d be very surprised if he gets to keep his post after our election (regardless of who wins)
Wait, whoa stop. Politicians are held to account in your country?! What sort of magical utopia is this?
Cops will execute you for throwing pies at the wealthy elites these days, may as well skip straight to throwing Lucy Parsons special pie.
A local politicial got egged recently and when i saw someone about it he claimed it was a violent assault lol
If we’re going back to when we actually put ourselves at risk to fight back against our overlords, I’d rather we go all the way back to when we’d burn their houses down - often with them inside - instead.
Fitting, because pies in the face is the territory of clowns. 🤡
Rotten produce
You do something like that today they’ll try to put you away for 30 years on terrorism charges.
Someone chucked a milkshake at Nigel Farage a couple of years ago and got a 13-week suspended jail sentence for assault. Along with endless pearl-clutching from the right and Farage talking about how distressed he was.
Which is funny when you compared it to back in the 90s when someone threw an egg at John Prescott and he immediately punched them in the face lol.
A suspended sentence is just the ultimate slap on the wrist tho.
It’s basically saying “Yeah you did a bad thing, just stay out of trouble for a few months and we’ll call it even, k?”
They’ll claim it was laced with some kind of bio-weapon, and yet, it was just creame.
Creampie your fascist billionaires and politicians.
…wait a moment, not like that…
Yes. Like that
Shoes.
George W. Bush knew how to dodge a shoe.
" 👉 hehe almost got me"
We found out not long after
Hell of a dodge god damn. The post-dodge smirk means he knew it too
Thank you for the reminder and the laugh. I had totally forgotten about that
The first act of political violence in Australia was when PM Billy Hughes was struck by an egg that was thrown at him during a speech in favor of conscription.
The second act of political violence in Australia was when PM Hughes jumped into the crowd to throw hands with the egg-thrower.
You Aussies sure are a contentious people
(with my full respect)
“YOU JUST MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE!”
But I brought beer? It’s cold as well.
For those that need info, sadly, it left out the part where he jumped into the crowd, I wanted to know if he was a badass or got his ass stomped.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Hughes_egg-throwing_incident
This is a good reason for Trump to want ICE. Turns out the local cops all suck his dick too though, so he doesn’t need them. Yet, anyway.
TL;DR Billy is a salty sausage
And in the Epstein Files.
Man, I bet he really had egg on his face after that incident.
Was interested. It was a banana milkshake. That must have been sticky.
What a great person that woman is.
I hope that girl gets free drinks in whichever pub she sets foot in.
Glorious 🤌
