I see your car. Do you sea-mine?
I always loved in Snowcrash the key antagonist drove around on a motorbike with a side car with a ex-soviet nuke wired to a heart beat monitor. Security companies spent their time not trying to stop him but trying to stop his numerous enemies from trying to kill him
Sure its going to be a bit of a fizzle when the tritium decays but still gonna make one hell of a hole in the road if someone dares to hit him.
Ok but I don’t think propane tanks are as fragile & explosive as they suppose.
Correct.
Those things are pretty strong, they don’t just break when falling over. Chances are the cyclist would still lose. Better replace it with a landmine, or something else that really explodes when getting hit.
A claymore would do the trick!
Ackshully, the explosive in claymore mines is C4, so they’re pretty impact resistant. They let us Marines play with them, so they’ve gotta handle mistreatment.
Just got to rig up a lever to the trigger and you might even stop the car before impact. I imagine that’d give the bike a bit of a shove too, so maybe you need one on the other side too, to balance the forces.
Your description makes it like they’re edible as well.
I’m pretty sure C4 is not very toxic, I think it even makes you a little high!
Only the ones with the pretty colors
you been gettin into the crayons again
M.A.D.D. isn’t just for insane world leaders anymore!
What’s the second D stands for? Isnt it usually just M.A.D doctrine?
Makes Awesomely Dramatic Destruction
- M.A.D.D. > Mothers Against Drunk Drivers
- D.A.M.M. > Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Disclaimer: I did not coin either term.
“Mutually assured destruction doctrine”.
Or maybe I conflated it with mothers against drunk driving.
Mutually Assured Drunk Driving 🤙
Instructions unclear, got drunk at a nuclear si-- *mushroom cloud*
Mutually Assured Daffy Ducking.
Pressure relief valve needs to be sealed so it can really go boom.
Realistically nothing happens. The pressure relief valve does not matter, as the track itself has to fail from the impact. Nobody is going to uniformly squeeze it to build pressure to make it rupture, where the valve would open. A fire cooking it for minutes means you are either already burned crispy or simply not near anymore. But in that case at least we get a nice explosion.
But really nothing happens, there is nothing to crush it. A bike will just give way and the tank flies off. You need either a ton of inertia behind it or 2 vehicles pancaking you.
The alahu akhbicycle.
Like that dude in Snow Crash who has a niclear bomb for a motocycle sidecar.
Thanks for sharing.
I don’t know much about swamp gas but i guess you can power things with it.
Its water farts if you think about it.











