GolfFoxtrotLima@sh.itjust.works to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 2 months agoSelf-Regulationlemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1930file-textcross-posted to: leftymemes@lemmy.dbzer0.com
arrow-up1930imageSelf-Regulationlemmy.dbzer0.comGolfFoxtrotLima@sh.itjust.works to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square42fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: leftymemes@lemmy.dbzer0.com
minus-squareStillAlive@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up76·2 months ago Love Canal Oookay. Hooker Chemical Now you’re just pulling my leg.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up34·edit-22 months agoHere’s the headline if I had been the editor of the local newspaper: SUPERINTENDENT REGRETS HOOKER LOVE CANAL PURCHASE AFTER DISEASE OUTBREAK
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·edit-22 months agoHow about: “Hooker superintendent has messy spill in backyard love canal.”
minus-squareDejected Warp Core@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoThat’s right up there with “MAN LANDS ON MOON” for headlines that move maximum ink.
minus-squarejqubed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up31·2 months agoStrange but true. The disaster led to the legislation that created the Superfund program.
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoDamn, now I need a superfund for my hooker in love? And all I wanted was a handy…
minus-squareDr_pepper_spray@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoHooker… Love canal… Hooker… Love canal… nope, nothing funny there.
Oookay.
Now you’re just pulling my leg.
Here’s the headline if I had been the editor of the local newspaper:
SUPERINTENDENT REGRETS HOOKER LOVE CANAL PURCHASE AFTER DISEASE OUTBREAK
How about: “Hooker superintendent has messy spill in backyard love canal.”
That’s right up there with “MAN LANDS ON MOON” for headlines that move maximum ink.
Strange but true. The disaster led to the legislation that created the Superfund program.
Damn, now I need a superfund for my hooker in love? And all I wanted was a handy…
Hooker… Love canal… Hooker… Love canal… nope, nothing funny there.