A fairy sits beside an unmoving man and says “oof hey buddy, did I wake you? It’s me,
the “first layer of your eyeball” fairy”
They lift his eyelid and relate to him “ya that sleep paralysis is pretty strong huh? You are not supposed to be awake but it’s whatever.”
They pause and then continue “So heres how this works, I shave the top part of your eyeball and I leave you a copy of FIFA 2016 for ps4”
A knife approaches the man’s exposed, teary eyeball.
No, all I got was an eyepatch and a bottle of painkillers.
Eyepatch you say…?