White Privilege Man is immune to tanning.
So if Batman was in Australia, he’d fight crime during the day? 🤔
When they say “it’s twelve o’clock somewhere” they’re usually talking about Australia.
In Australia summer is so hot you can get sunburn at night.
That would be a sweat rash, sun burn is a mechanism that requires ultraviolet light and the moon is a poor uv reflector.
Naurgh
ITT: People who don’t believe in daytime Batman
Kinda like it better when batman looks like my dad instead of some guy that thinks crossfit is cooland only eats sardines and tells you how great sardines are for you all the damn time.
Unfortunately, those weirdos are reproducing
No one wants to see your dad in tights
So you’re saying we split the difference and get Michael Keaton back? Because I’m for that.
I do.
Never assume that that’s all of us.
Some days, you just can’t get rid of a
bombtan
Bruv he wears the mask at night
Exactly, when its nighttime, the sun goes to Australia.
Bruv you ever been sunburnt at night? Come to aussieland
Chemical burns from the jokers’ acid pies
Ah yes moontan
I’ve heard of that clan.
Ain’t nothing to fuck with, so I’ve heard
But only at night
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Whoa it’s Patrick Batman
I have but one up vote.
This is why Batman only comes out a night to fight crime
Honestly, Gotham’s criminals should really have figured out how to commit crimes in the daytime by now.
They do. In the second movie of the Dark Knight trilogy Joker mocks one of the mobs for only being active during the day because of Batman.
But it doesn’t really matter because he does show up during day time in a lot of scenarios, especially when he starts interacting more with the Justice League. It just looks really awful in the live actions whenever he does outside of the trilogy(because it was symbolic). Cartoon Batman has his eyes whited out and tends to be more sleek, much better at giving off those mystery vibes even during the day. Live action Batmans during the daytime just looks like a guy in lots of body armor with a cape and tiny bat ears, especially Affleck’s version.
They do? Then shit their pants looking at the beautiful dusk. Becauae oh lawd the night is coming. OH IT’S CO- crunch
If they were smart they wouldn’t be criminals in the first place, hell their boss calls himself the joker for a a reason
Criminal deviance involves many more complex factors than intelligence, most of which have to do with socioeconomics.
Now labeling theory would like a word or maybe social differentiation theory as well.
(If this is just satire to make the joker joke, then I got wooshed on this one)
I thought the last line about Joker would make it obvious I’m joking lol
Its so hot here that you can actually tan at night
