I sleep only 4 hours a day. I pick the raisins out of my Raisin Bran and replace them with grapes. Why? Because I only sleep four hours a day and I’m not thinking straight. Alpha grindset.
Just buy Wheaties already.
Grape Bran doesn’t sound as appealing to be 💯
Branbape, luifids nedeed. Hydratede. Bambulanmps.
You mean 4.5 hours? If not might as well shorten it to 3 since a sleep cycle is 90min and you’re wasting time if you sleep 4.
I’ve been sticking pennies up my ass for the last 15 years.
10 dollars a day for 15 years. You’ve all handled my ass pennies.
My favorite meme is “14 beers at chili’s” and they do not have a VIP section.
Just because you’ve never been invited doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.
The spelling of @entrapranure is just the cherry on top
This sounds like one of those AI voiced stories that gets posted on facebook that my father listens to.
its been on my camera roll since 2022
I believe you. Just makes those stories worse, but people still believe them.
Lol imagine what a VIP table at a Chili’s consists of.
Like a holding cell of a Greensboro, NC police station
Thats the booth near the bar where servers roll silverware.
It’s a table covered in actual chilli
The servers dont actually come to your table to bother you, the kitchen staff just throw the food directly from the kitchen onto your table
The private table in the break room.
Pshh, you have to imagine? I’ve lived it buddy.
The chair isn’t stuck to the floor.
Keep imagining while my ambition and drive continues to handily pay my Chilli’s bill
True, I was the table
Can confirm. I was the ambition. I sat there.
You must be my ambition. It just sits there, motionless, catatonic even.
Do you ever take it out to eat, though?
Sounds like a linkedin lunatic
Sounds like a manosphere influencer.
Nah entraprenaure(the source) is a satire. But their satire is so on point most who land on their page don’t realise it’s satire.
Here’s one of their shorts https://youtube.com/shorts/N3CiOjTDTEs
Edit:
https://youtube.com/shorts/L1ip6fu4N0c
This one will make it clear it’s satire.
The name makes it clear if you can spell and associate loosely related concepts.
Oh, I got that it was satire. Wasn’t actually subtle at all. Just sounded like satire of a Chus like Andrew Tate, or that weird “Alpha Male” dick from Twitter.
Andrew Tate sounds like a satire of Andrew Tate half the time. Trolling teh libs by being ridiculous is part of their whole shtick
Exactly my original point!
These two are freaking great at it though. The Royce du pont is still unhinged enough to look like satire, but the other guy is honestly undistinguishable from another ‘alpha Male’ influencer in some of his reels.
LunkedIn
I didn’t know Chili’s had a VIP section. Then again I’m a poor unambitious schlub.
You won’t believe what happens in the Chili’s Champagne Room.
What’s so unbelievable about a dozen guys sitting around eating sticks of cold butter?
Successful people aren’t eating at Chili’s, lol
That’s right I do curbside pickup
sounds like you dont know what real success looks like
I know real success gets better ribs
Chilis is a staple of Minnesota
why would I eat at Staples
If there are staples in your chili’s, you are eating a refrigerator magnet.
A truly successful person eats wherever the fuck they want without caring what lesser beings think
You should see the dumps where he used to dine.
Disgusting dumps are the aftermath of Chili’s.
And then everyone clapped and the manager gave him $100€
Beautiful story. Thanks for sharing.
He also got the “2 can dine for
$10.99$25.99” and ate it all.-price reflects adjustment for inflation.
Does the $26 include the cost of the gram of green he smoked to be able to eat the lovers special by himself?
Hey Mr. Scott, what you gonna do? What you gonna do? Make our dreams come true!
Applebee’s has a bip section?
Yes, the barely important person section is quite big.
