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3 Panel Comic

Panel 1: James sits clutching a mug nervously as he listens to a conversation he’s afraid of. He stares at something off screen. Near by, a woman and smartly dressed man talk movies over their drinks. The woman nods along.

Man: I’d say probably the best filmmaking I’ve ever seen, has been ‘The Sacrifice’ by Tarkovsky

Woman: Mmhmm

Panel 2: James is pulled from whatever holds his attention as he’s dragged into the conversation.

Man: What about you James? What would you say is the best film you have ever seen?

James: Huh?

Panel 3: James turns back towards the window he’s been watching as he feeds the man an expected answer.

James: Ah! Uhm y’know… ‘Mulholland Drive’, maybe ‘Vertigo’

Outside the window, the movie ‘Step Brothers’ bangs on the glass demanding to be acknowledged. knock knock knock

    • hansolo@lemmy.today
      8·
      29 days ago

      LOL, thanks. For what it’s worth, Niger is the name of a large country in West Africa, and a state in Nigeria. I lived in the county for years. So my autocorrect defiantly knows the name and threw it in there instead of “bigger.”

        • hansolo@lemmy.today
          10·
          29 days ago

          Gods above. Sorry, I need glasses and they’re far away! But imma leave it like it is. Defiant-ass autocorrect

      • Cethin@lemmy.zipEnglish
        1·
        29 days ago

        I know, but also bigger is spelled with two "G"s, so you got really lucky with that. Lol

        • hansolo@lemmy.today
          3·
          28 days ago

          Well, the slur isn’t saved as a word in my phone. So autocorrect can’t accidentally make me a bigot.