Good. Where to we sign up to fund their efforts lol
Doing Gods work
Turns out the most profitable AI business model is stealing the hardware before anyone can spend billions teaching it to hallucinate. Wall Street calls that an asset light strategy. Nvidia calls it demand. The thieves call it same day delivery.
Admit it: you had fun with that
OP is an AI bot, so I doubt any fun was had.
I hate that this is a thing. An AI bot posting about AI things on one of the least AI friendly places on the internet and getting to the “frontpage”.
It’s all fucked.Huh, checked out their profile and you might be right. Ironic that most of their recent posts are about AI
Hell, I had fun with that!
Wall Street calls that an asset light strategy. Nvidia calls it demand. The thieves call it same day delivery.
That’s a very AI way of phrasing it.
The profit margins must be great.
Holy shit computer hardware road pirates in the year of our lord 2026. What a wacky world we live in
Thats what happens when you pushbhardware to be more expensive than gold
Don’t forget datacenters being bombed as military targets.
Completely valid consider they’re being used as both propaganda hubs and to designate targets by multiple sides.
How may eddies for a haul choom?
Damn defo inside jobs. Won’t be surprised if the fucking suits start demanding HR to double-check applicant bonafides (where I live, applying for a job requires you must have a clean slate – no police records – and plenty of government IDs).
New era of pinkertons with shotguns riding in back with the pallets of RTX coming
Cyberpunk Lore predicted much. Stealing hardware from a vehicle convoy was definitely a mission.
Knocking the AV out of the sky via emp cost about 120 million eddies.
A new “back to the their roots” fast and furious movie. Instead of A/V gear it’s GPUs this time
Damn, beat me to it. The Fast & The Furious truck hijacking is one of my “what part of a movie hasn’t aged well” go-to responses. They were stealing shipments full of millions of dollars of ultra high-end, top-of-the-line, super high-tech… DVD players? The same DVD players that are like $5 for an entire pallet on eBay now?
How does the value of equipment nowadays make it not age well? They were still worth a lot during the time the film is set.
See it as a quaint historical drama.
Same will hold true for GPUs in 20 years time. People will laugh as they watch from their quantum computers.
I hope I quantum leap the fuck into a different universe
oh, boy!
I Think this too! Redo fast and furious with GPU!
Still kinda A/V gear.
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Made this fridge magnet years ago and it’s suitable to our current times.
FAST and FURIOUS - Opening Scene Car Chase
From DVD players to GPUs in a generation
Fast and Furious Betamax!
In that movie they were stealing VCRs, weren’t they? Makes me feel a billion years old
Stealing VCRs are a gateway drug to becoming an enemy to multiple countries and driving in space.
grand-theft-GPU
You have to steal the hardware IRL before you can play the game on it.
Top Kek
So they get paid selling the “stolen” hardware and insurance fraud on top of it. And still nobody does anything.
Things are getting kinda cyberpunk out here in The Sprawl.
Gonna be easy to highjack when all autonomous semi trucks take over
Thieves steal millions dollars worth of shipments by hacking a highway billboard and prompt injecting all the trucks
INSERT $my_house INTO DESTINATION
No WHERE clause. Send it all here and I’ll sort it as I go.
