um aksully, when the milk is fat it’s called HEAVY cream to emphasize how overweight it is. 2% milk is called 2% milk because it’s 2% of the milk. The farmers are scamming you out of 98% of your milk. Whole milk is also a scam. You’d think it’s 100% milk, but nope. When they filter 100% milk into 2% milk, whatever leftover doesn’t go into the 2% hole becomes “Whole” milk. 1% milk is a rounding error from this system, and don’t even get me started on skim milk. They don’t even have milk in that milk.
I’m allergic so I have no clue what the percentage is in relation to. Could be the chance of following our former prime minister and shitting myself in a maccas.
do people really think it’s % of milk? it’s fat
um aksully, when the milk is fat it’s called HEAVY cream to emphasize how overweight it is. 2% milk is called 2% milk because it’s 2% of the milk. The farmers are scamming you out of 98% of your milk. Whole milk is also a scam. You’d think it’s 100% milk, but nope. When they filter 100% milk into 2% milk, whatever leftover doesn’t go into the 2% hole becomes “Whole” milk. 1% milk is a rounding error from this system, and don’t even get me started on skim milk. They don’t even have milk in that milk.
For internet sarcasm reasons, this is a joke.
Oh fuck I thought it was “hole milk.”
You wish!
And don’t even get me started on hoe milk.
That’s the joke, goober.
i’m not your goober, doofus >:[
you’re not? Where did I leave him :(
No but its funny to pretend otherwise
understandable, have great day
People think a LOT of things
I think my grandpa sticks his dick in the milk when nobody is home.
No way!
He does it when people are asleep, but technically they are present.
I’m allergic so I have no clue what the percentage is in relation to. Could be the chance of following our former prime minister and shitting myself in a maccas.
The scientist has created 100% milk. No ambiguity, just milk