If I drank 3 coffees, only thing I’d be running to would be the toilet…
I prefer this version

Me if i drink 3 monsters: It time to sleep now
Don’t forget to take your ADHD meds!
Cries in undiagnosed
ADHD meds also cause 20 minutes nap time.
Hunger has to catch you, and with three coffees no one is catching you.

i drink between 1 and 2 litres of coffee on a daily basis, i wonder if i’ll ever experience those issues.
Captain Janeway, is that you?
nah, i wouldn’t live for a day in the delta quadrant, but Janeway clearly has the best taste in beverages among the captains.
However, i unknowingly self-medicated my adhd with coffee since i am twelve and it’s the one vice i like to indulge in, so i’ve probably beaten my digestive system into submission by now.
Basically, or when youv had a coffee in the morning and u slam a energy drink around 1 and ur just like oh snap… im not sleeping tonight.
I love a midday coffee and nap. I don’t know what you’re drinking, but coffee is relaxing.
It’s different for adhd people. I, for instance, am largely insensitive to caffeine, outside of it feeling like “more stims” to my brain (in the neurochemical maintenance sense, not the keeping me awake sense). Having a cappuccino or espresso after dinner does basically nothing to my sleep quality.





