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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago

Anon is a doctor

sh.itjust.works

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Anon is a doctor

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago
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  • Tanis Nikana@lemmy.world
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    Actually why am I assuming the doctor is a guy?

    Not because doctors are automatically guys, but greentexters often are.

    Maybe this doctor could prescribe herself some E? I don’t know. I’m not allowed to practice medicine.

    • Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio
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      What’s more concerning, is that you seem to be having a conversation with yourself.

      • Tanis Nikana@lemmy.world
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        Sometimes I reply to my own comments if I have something more to add. I do this in verbal conversation as well, a technique called “say more stuff, provide context, finish making the point.”

        It just feels more natural than editing.

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          Do you also use parentheses in sentences if you think something doesn’t fit the sentence yet important enough to type out?

          • Tanis Nikana@lemmy.world
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            I mean, yeah, I have ADHD.

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              Was gonna say twinsies and still will

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      • America@sh.itjust.works
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        I had to do a double-take to make sure you weren’t them as well.

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          Yo, same

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      It’s generally poor form to prescribe yourself medication. Some call it taking liberties. Others a fireable offense. I just call it cool as hell

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        As Abraham Lincoln once said, “the doctor who prescribes shit to himself has a really cool guy for a patient”

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      Actually why am I assuming the doctor is a guy?

      4chan user and used a drawing of a male doctor. I guess they could be in denial, but it’s poor form to assume if there’s not a really good reason to do so.

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      Afaik in most places doctors are not allowed to prescribe things to themselves.

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