Ehem. I prefer social justice Rogue.
Ferreal. “Thief” is a slur, not a class.
Social justice thief is basically Robin Hood.
Social justice assassin is Luigi.
Luigi is a bard. The Man labeled him an assassin to patsy for their half-assed op. Besides, no one multis into assassin w/ one solitary kill and no relevant skill tree.
Luigi’s legal team needs to use this defense.
I mean, FFS. Who hires an assassin that can make thousands so thirsty with a glance?!
Not being picked out of a line-up is a key attribute to pro assassining… Instead, this guy’s got people from all genders just lining up for a chance at anything, even just in their daydreams.
Nah. The only way he’s an assassin is if we’re talking about how much he’s gonna slay when he’s out.
That boy better have gills, NGL. 😱🤪
I used to be a social justice paladin, but then I spent several years of counterprotesting bigotry against myself to the mental health
Ooh I am a social justice thief and agent of karma.
I used to deliver home medical equipment for a decade. Oxygen machines, hospital beds and the like.
I’d short the rich patient’s supplies and give the always bitter and entitled fucks the oldest, loudest equipment, and give the extra and the nice, small, most portable and dependable equipment to the most destitute, who were always the nicest and unlike the patients in affluent towers would always offer me tips I’d always choose to decline.
When the rich fucks called to complain “their machine is too noisy” I’d always tell the management that explicitly told us to give the worst equipment to medicaid patients I gave them the best machine in my van, lol.
It wasn’t much, but I’m very proud of that time in my life. Honestly I feel like I did more good in the world in that job than I did as a therapist. I made the lives of the elderly poor of the city I live in significantly easier and more manageable off the backs of the elderly wealthy, who often then went and private paid for their own brand new oxygen machines (that were the same models I’d given to their poor counterparts) anyway.
I salute you, your parenrs and yourself should be very proud. It’s not always the things with the biggest monetary value attached that make the world better.
It’s the little things.
Social justice troll. Reach up from under the bridge and whack redpill incels as the try to cross.
Could you, ya know, kinda step up those numbers, please? 😅🤷🏼♂️
I’d have to hire a troll farm..
So was luigi (allegedly) a social justice ranger
Rogue because of sneak attack and cunning action.
Social Justice Glass Canon
People do pick those classes, when there are riots you can see some social justice pyromancers for example.
Those are Social Justice Alchemists, I think.
As a liberal Elder Scrolls fan, I had to become a social justice stealth archer.
Sounds like an appropriate build for taking out Flock cameras and Stingrays.
When it comes time to throw molotovs I’ll yell “I cast fireball”
Social justice bard singing protest songs
Was about to say, Bob Dylan and Willie Nelson are definitely social justice bards. Probably the Beastie Boys too, but that just feels super weird for some reason.
@rpgmemes the truth is probably that I’m a social justice commoner with an acolyte background
I too am classless, but at least my alignment is Neutral Woke
Also dont feel bad OP, in early editions Clerics couldn’t cast until level 2
Woah, a kobold union? How have I never seen you around before? How do we join? What are the dues like?
We’ve got a union hall in Sigil! Dues are usually handled by the Dungeon Steward, a percentage of the loot left behind by adventurers goes to pay for union operations.
Slaves to dragons no more!
Well, have you tried turning slaves into dragons, though? More, I say! More!
