Everyone driving slower than me = doesn’t know how to drive
Everyone driving faster than me = crazy, reckless driver
Anyone driving my exact same speed near me = annoying and trying to cause an accident.
Mainlining industrial-strength copium
On that Bernie 2028 type shit
The Lemmy special of making everything about American politics
I mean if you can build a competing hegemony, be my guest lol
Pfft, who needs to build a hegemony when you can just maintain the status-quo and let the US fall to your level?
To drop the shitpost a bit, every time I think of American politics I think about, I can’t remember his name but some racist internet personality decided he’d try meth to prove that addiction is a personal choice. Fast forward, dude obviously ended up getting his whole shit wrecked by meth addiction. Like obviously we have politicians that want to bring resource extraction home for dinner, but we have an entire populace convinced we’re just built different.
That’s why I come here, for good, solid life advice like this.
Nerd!
Has more fun than me = drug abuser
Has more friends than me = slut
It’s just terrible to think about. Someone doing that to poor innocent drugs.
drug abuser
slut
Hey, don’t drag me into this
sniff sniff
Everyone is stinky.
Thanks, r/ AntiMentalHealth
Good thing I don’t care about these things.
If he’s bigger than me: Yeah probably. I get off my ass to rake the yard or build furniture, I don’t work out.
If he’s richer than me: Yeah it’s almost certainly via white collar crime. I live below my means, I’m the son of an IT professional, I went to college on a grant and I taught flight school before I worked in a rapid prototyping lab. I’ve worn blue and white collars. I’ve written C++ and run a lathe for my pay.
If he’s smarter than me: That’s easy to believe with my 3.3 GPA. I was an honor’s student looked down upon by the AP and IB kids.
The man who looks better than me probably owns a mirror. I wear navy blue T-shirts and black gym shorts as a daily uniform because they’re easy to launder and I shave my neck because a neckbeard bothers me when I’m trying to sleep. Do you want your Lycoming overhauled or not, because I went to mechanic school and you didn’t. Thought so, that’ll be $30 grand.
So I am a roided out gay nerd spending daddy’s money. Cool.
Check out humble bags over here.
Shut the fuck up Kyle.
What if they’re more successful, more likeable, and happier? please, I need copium
then they’re marriage material
Anything than to have to fix my life.
I don’t shower as I don’t want the females to think I am gay. I don’t read, study, or try so I am not a nerd. I work a deadend job to prove I am “self made”. I avoid the “roids”, the gym, and exercising, which saves me so much time.
Saves me more time to spend in my mom’s basement eating Cheetos on Call of Duty verbally challenging your heterosexuality.
Is that monster drink “nerd” flavor?
I think it’s actually “gay nerd” flavored.
Looks to be trans flavour to me
Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red. I think its red grapefruit flavored. But its one of the zero sugar garbage ones so I’ve never had it.
Lemmy edition:
Bigger than you = dangerous nazis
Richer than you = fascist sympathisers, first ones against the wall
Smarter than you = jews
Look better = conservatives aka nazis
That fetal alcohol cousin fucker look, so hot. Lol
Also aren’t Asians the smart stereotype?
Please just go back to Reddit dude. Or ask your parents for a hug.
Whaaaaat the fuck?
vga going mask off as usual
Nobody can be smarter than Lemmy teenagers… :)
Lemmy 30-year old teenagers, perhaps
Also, anyone who drives faster than me is a maniac, anyone slower is an idiot.
But this is an actual fact… People who drive under the speed limit are bad drivers. Either they are not paying attention to speed signs, or they are scared to drive a car. Both are not great for a driver.
Also slow cars are causing accidents because they frustrate people into doing stupid things.
At least people who drive fast have confidence in their abilities to read traffic. But its also stupid if they drive way too fast and cant handle it. That also causes accidents.
So I would say, a bit faster than the speed limit is perfect. Doesnt annoy anyone, still very safe. I often drive 10 km/h faster then speed limit.
this kind of thinking literally kills people, you’re not doing good, you’re a reckless driver.
The speed limit is the speed LIMIT, it’s not a fucking suggestion, and in most cases the speed limit is too high.
Not where I live, but I think it depends. In madeira it was absolutely too high.
Obviously the speed limit is not perfectly set in all places. If you have travelled and driven a car, you quickly realize this.
People are absolutely not reckless drivers because they go 10 over the speed limit, as a general rule at least. But like I said, depends on the country a lot.
