• A_norny_mousse@feddit.org
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    That’s a concise summary of the past weeks in the Divided States of NA.

    Important aspect: the people who are currently keeping the country hostage remain entirely unaffected by it.

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    It used to be that political comics were satirical.

    This is just the news.

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    I’m going to chatGPT papsmears and breast removal, reduction and augmentation. Also plastic surgery.

    With my wife’s permission, I plan to open a clothing optional family restaurant and Woman’s health clinic hospital for the millionaire and up. They need help and we can all try. This hospital is for general public practice. If you ever thought, hmm I wonder how I could augment a breast, you can now! Well, not now, I gotta start the business first and then get a patient to sign up. No worries, its all practice and its for millionaires and up. But the general public can practice.

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      OK men’s clinic, we’ll get more practice with our 50% off penis enlargement surgery options. Yeah! Its 50% off! Well not now, but when we’re done.

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    American freedom = Everybody for themselves.
    America first = America alone.

    Do you see the similarity Americans?

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    Meanwhile, Trump is giving $40 billion to an Argentinian

    $20 billion. He’s trying to convince private banks to do the other $20 billion, and they’re not looking very enthusiastic about doing so, from the news coverage.

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    government health insurance tax credits that rely on private companies to insure people not universal healthcare provided by the government with tax dollars

    both parties definitely at this point sound like two republican party factions infighting

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      How bout they take away the credits and not do shit about reforming our healthcare system? That’s the only other alternative i see on the table right now. Of course we want better, but unfortunately this style of government stuff apparently doesn’t work that way. We should be striving for better but not by making demands that won’t be met.