I just want to say I’m so happy to have been a part of getting JD Vance recognized as a couch fucker.
I remember the day the original post was made. And to this day there is no evidence JD Vance hasn’t fucked a couch.
All the evidence is in a New Mexico landfill and if it was something jimbledork liked it wouldn’t be buried
You know…
VP is one thing. But if JD wants to run for president, to be blunt, having a Hindu wife is a liability.
And the longer he’s with a (white) Christian, the better it looks for him.
Nah, JD would use a leather couch. It lubricates better and sticks to him when’s he’s sweaty.
JD really likes the leather, I doubt he could control himself the moment he got close enough to smell it.
Caption: “She smells like my highschool couch, oh God is this real leather?”
I know this is about the Vancer, but what’s this about single moms? Did he show up on Tinder or something?
Tinder?
Nah, just a funeralpregnancy announcement.
I hate this era of tech. My mind says that’s a shop but my eyes ew don’t make me look at that too figure out if it’s a shop and then my mind responds yeah this does not surprise me.
You can tell because the coffin doesn’t interrupt the shadow at the bottom of their legs.
That looks really fucked up. Who stands on the coffin during a funeral?
… I assumed (?) that was … “exaggerated” for the purposes of lol (like the shadow).
… right?
Uh, that has to be Photoshopped
obviously it’s not a real photo. Nobody stands on a coffin, no matter how much you hate the person in it, and no the VP did not motorboat the blonde, and no two people embracing do not form the shadow of a pregnant woman.
Use your eyes, people.
It was posted uncropped earlier and had clues of being AI
I don’t think the casket would bow under her heel like that if it was real. I think it’d be real hard wood.
The casket also has no shadow
But does it have … a reflection?
<.< I’ll just say “shadow” and leave it at that.
I mean, I assume/hope so.
The funeral was prob some time ago.
You motorboating sonofabitch!
Can you really motorboat when its coffin-surfing or is it called something else?
I think technically that makes it an Appalachian Motorboat.
I knew it as a “New Orleans surfboard”
(In this era, it must be stated that this is photoshop. Please post responsibly.)
(You can clearly see the photofoxshop logo.)
Assassinating some guy as a gender reveal brb
Source for this image
It’s edited or AI based on another image.
Why is she wearing white? I thought Christians are supposed to wear only black clothes for a year after a death in their family?
You telling me the shadow isn’t preggers??
Noo!/s
(I assumed manual edit bcs the coffin isn’t even shadowed and their shadow is clearly intentional.)
Those rings make her look like a mob wife.
This is very bizarre.
Ayyy I had the same combat boots… in High School.
He seemed to be getting handsy with Charlie Kirks widow
Kirks Widow waited less time than it takes to finish a cod game to find some D and go up the ladder.
Charlie Kirk’s wife
he wat now
Edit: ok I missed all the other comments, I was very much surprised.
“Better the couch than me.”
“I did not marry him for his lovemaking. I married him because he is a bigger target.”
If she wore that couch costume he bought her then she’d get more attention.
You can’t blame him for getting excited when the grifty widow walks around looking like a leather armchair!!
