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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 21 days ago

Anon has had enough

sh.itjust.works

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Anon has had enough

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 21 days ago
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  • chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    21 days ago

    But then you risk it touching the inside parts of the toilet which is nasty

    • rumschlumpel@feddit.org
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      21 days ago

      clean your toilet mr long schlong

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        So the options are: pee sitting down and always have clean the inside of the toilet. Or pee standing up, and sometimes clean what you missed

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          Shouldn’t cleaning the toilet and bathroom interior in general regularly be the default?

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            Yes, like weekly. But I pee at least 3 times a day, and would have to clean it after every use. No?

            I pee on the inside, it gets dirty. Next time I want to pee I need to clean it again, or clean it immediately after I pissed.

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              Peeing standing up is splattering piss water everywhere what the fuck are you talking about?

              Edit - omg you loser lol, literally went through every comment I’ve ever made and downvoted them LMFAO oh no what ever will I do… Rent free. Rent. Free.

              • falseWhite@lemmy.world
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                Tell me you’re a woman without telling me you’re a woman.

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                  Tell me you have a weak stream without piss water splashing everywhere in the bowl.

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          Sometimes? I’m not tall at all, and if I pee standing up I later see droplets of pee basically everywhere. It wasn’t that much of a problem as a child, so I guess it’s height-based. But again, for an adult I’m not tall at all.

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          Or y’know, just clean the toilet regularly regardless of whether you’re standing or sitting.

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            I think you misunderstand the issue.

            Unless you actually really clean the inside of the toilet bowl after every time you take a piss?

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              Did you know that when you flush a toilet, the bowl gets rinsed with clean water

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                Have you used a toilet before? The rim doesn’t get cleaned

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                  That’s just not a place I would expect a dick to go, no matter the size

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                    Stop being obsessed with my dick and go pee upside down if you like.

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      21 days ago

      Growers win again

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