🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 17 hours agoAnon has a boyfriendsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1399
arrow-up1399imageAnon has a boyfriendsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 17 hours agomessage-square26fedilink
minus-squareSaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up12·11 hours agoGlad I’m bisexual, cause I’d marry the fuck out of them. Not a care in the world for what’s in their pants.
minus-squarecassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·10 hours agoHow do you know what kind of oral to do, though? You just outed yourself as a terrible lover.
minus-squarefunkless_eck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·6 hours agothis is why we train on the Bop-It
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 hours agoPlease do go easy on the ‘Twist It!’
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-24 hours agoRing. Ring. … Who is it? … Honey, who is testicular torsion, and why do they want to talk to you?
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-25 hours agoWhat. How does that logic work? They say they are bisexual. This implies they have had sexual encounters with both meat rods and meat flowers. … You know what to do based on … what shape the sexy time meat is. … How is this complicated?
minus-squarecassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 hours agoIt’s not but that does still elide a necessary decision fork and discernment.
minus-squareNurse_Robot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 hours agoYou figure it out when you get down there, it’s not that difficult.
minus-squarecassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 hours agoSo you do still care, youre just willing to wait for that information until the exact moment it applies.
minus-squareNurse_Robot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 hour agoI think you’re taking this too seriously
Glad I’m bisexual, cause I’d marry the fuck out of them. Not a care in the world for what’s in their pants.
How do you know what kind of oral to do, though? You just outed yourself as a terrible lover.
this is why we train on the Bop-It
Please do go easy on the ‘Twist It!’
please don’t
Ring.
Ring.
… Who is it?
… Honey, who is testicular torsion, and why do they want to talk to you?
What.
How does that logic work?
They say they are bisexual.
This implies they have had sexual encounters with both meat rods and meat flowers.
… You know what to do based on … what shape the sexy time meat is.
… How is this complicated?
It’s not but that does still elide a necessary decision fork and discernment.
You figure it out when you get down there, it’s not that difficult.
So you do still care, youre just willing to wait for that information until the exact moment it applies.
I think you’re taking this too seriously