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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 17 hours ago

Anon has a boyfriend

sh.itjust.works

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Anon has a boyfriend

sh.itjust.works

🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 17 hours ago
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  • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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    11 hours ago

    Glad I’m bisexual, cause I’d marry the fuck out of them. Not a care in the world for what’s in their pants.

    • cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      10 hours ago

      How do you know what kind of oral to do, though? You just outed yourself as a terrible lover.

      • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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        6 hours ago

        this is why we train on the Bop-It

        • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          5 hours ago

          Please do go easy on the ‘Twist It!’

          • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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            4 hours ago

            please don’t

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              4 hours ago

              Ring.

              Ring.

              … Who is it?

              … Honey, who is testicular torsion, and why do they want to talk to you?

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        What.

        How does that logic work?

        They say they are bisexual.

        This implies they have had sexual encounters with both meat rods and meat flowers.

        … You know what to do based on … what shape the sexy time meat is.

        … How is this complicated?

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          It’s not but that does still elide a necessary decision fork and discernment.

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        You figure it out when you get down there, it’s not that difficult.

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          So you do still care, youre just willing to wait for that information until the exact moment it applies.

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            I think you’re taking this too seriously

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