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slothrop@lemmy.ca to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 1 day ago

A Pile of Inspiration

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A Pile of Inspiration

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  • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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    1 hour ago

    As the clip goes, “Armageddon!”

  • cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    looks up raccoon skeleton geometry and algorithms to solve square packing problem

    Because I’m pretty sure it’s more than two.

    • _stranger_@lemmy.world
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      Ok, yes, but… it’s likely not three. And fractional racoons aren’t recommended for…well anything really.

      • cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Do not ask if you should, ask only if you could!

        And consider: if the widest part of a raccoon compresses to 4" on one axis, its entirely plausible you could pack two in side by side on the narrower axis, perhaps angled in a V shape, with another across above them, against the roof of the sphincter

        I wouldn’t bet on a 4th, but also would not rule it out without firmer numbers than I have.

  • quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    The same way not everyone can run like Usain Bolt not everyone can stretch like Goatse.

    One racoon tops, in a good day.

  • diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Everything is possible when you believe yourself 💪

  • Flickerby@lemmy.zip
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    11 hours ago

    Classic DND story

  • over_clox@lemmy.world
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    7 inches diameter, radius, or circumference?

    We need more information, for reasons…

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      My first assumption was diameter but then thinking about how this is tested I bet it is width, so half circumference.

      That means D=4.45” so just over one raccoon, maybe one raccoon and a trinket it found and won’t let go.

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      I feel like they are probably just guesstimating by using goatse as a source, so diameter?

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      Any normal person would assume diameter and no-one outside of mathematics would assume radius in this context.

      • cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I’ve spent some time in dungeons. I might assume radius.

  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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    Why does the first sentence feel like a shitty loading screen tip?

    • cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I don’t know but I want to make a game now, just to include this in the tips.

    • OopsOverbombing@lemmy.world
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      Yeah the new Fortnite update is weird

      • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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        22 hours ago

        These are all the new maps that they’ve added (and that’s a newspaper).

  • FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com
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    I endorse this message

    • slothrop@lemmy.caOP
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      Two Fists Up!

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    Amateurs

    • cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Well, that’s two parallel raccoons.

      I assume with work you can do raccoon multiplexing on multiple axes.

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    How many rabbits is that? Asking for a friend.

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