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diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 3 days ago

Bad Smell

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Bad Smell

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diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • TriplePlaid@lemmy.zip
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    Try a deodorant that aims to control the population of bacteria on your armpits. Bacteria are what actually produce the chemicals that smell bad. Since switching to a scentless bacteria controlling deodorant, I still sweat but my stink is gone. Same for my partner. And it’s much healthier for you in my opinion.

    Here is one such product (the one that I use):

    https://superdeodorant.com/

  • SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world
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    She looks like she just realized that fart had substance.

    • 4am@lemmy.zip
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      PrincessPeachesThickFart isn’t a bad username idea

      • SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world
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        PrincessPeachsSurpriseDookie.

        • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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          Yeah but your username wins TBF. I hope so hard it’s a SMCF alt.

        • Sundray@lemmus.org
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          PrincessToadSurpriseStool

    • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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      Well, at a critical threshold a fart becomes shit.

      • chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Gas not particulate

  • HarneyToker@lemmy.world
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    First off, you should shower regularly. Second, cologne, while ineffective at masking BO per se, does not make it 10x worse. Perhaps the creator of this post is around people with bad cologne + BO.

  • SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social
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    Just like scented candles in the bathroom. Great, now it smells like Summertime Rain and shit. 🤮

  • nesc@lemmy.cafe
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    It actually doesn’t make the smell 10 times worse.

    • Glytch@lemmy.world
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      Dude, just shower.

      • nesc@lemmy.cafe
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        I’m literally in warzone showers are somewhat rare we use wet wipes. Anyway it doesn’t make smell 10 times worse, yes you do understand that someone smells of sweat yet it rarely overpowers everything else. That’s assuming that person uses deodorant and not just splashes perfume.

        • Glytch@lemmy.world
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          A bad assumption, given that the meme we’re talking is about masking BO with cologne with no mention of deodorant.

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      Are you suggesting it doesn’t make it smell worse at all, or just not 10x?

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        It doesn’t make it better or worse tbh, you can smell both.

    • ramble81@lemmy.zip
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      Found the non-bathing neckbeard

      • nesc@lemmy.cafe
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        I’m shaved and don’t even have perfume here.

    • _lilith@lemmy.world
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      right its gotta be like 20 or 30 times worse at least

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      Yeah-huh!

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