Thought, it was gonna be Jesus vs. God:

Old testament solutions really were like this tbh
Honestly sending Jesus as salvation is sort of like this. Instead of just choosing not to punish people and require a sacrifice, God sends his son to die. It’s like, buddy, you’re the one who judges humans, just ignore the sin instead.
Like imagine someone owes you money and instead of just erasing the debt you chose to take out a loan and pay it to yourself.
Just let them win different years.
That’s way too helpful to be an old testament solution. They would start by God declaring what the problem is, and it doesn’t matter if anybody agrees.
King Solomon with his fetish for dismembered babies enters the chat.
This is why I pray to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, it couldnt hurt anyone with those noodley appendages
R’amen!
I prefer to ignore deities that are incapable of hurting me.
I prefer to ignore deities.
that are incapable of hurting me.My stance.
That’s the great thing about religion but the terrible thing about religious people.
He could just let them win different years/competitions…
We are talking about the Christian God (I presume), obviously he would do something terrible.
He never has
Satan was the good guy.
The guy responsible for every evil act on earth? Definitely not.
If god is omnipotent he could just snip his fingers and will satan out of existence.
Something like the great flood is also a horrible evil when, god being omnipotent, he could just snip his fingers and make people not sinners.
If he’s not actually omnipotent, sure, then a lot of things change, though overall I wouldn’t describe old testament god in particular as kind anyway. Also people seem to really insist on the omnipotence.
If god is omnipotent he could just snip his fingers and will satan out of existence.
He will.
Something like the great flood is also a horrible evil when, god being omnipotent, he could just snip his fingers and make people not sinners
The flood was God punishing and destroying evil. People had free will
If he’s not actually omnipotent, sure, then a lot of things change, though overall I wouldn’t describe old testament god in particular as kind anyway. Also people seem to really insist on the omnipotence.
The Old Testament God is the same as the one of the New Testament.
God did that.
Let’s see. Don’t eat from a tree (without explanation). They eat, and then he decides, “you know what, y’all get to suffer forever. Women, childbirth is going to be painful and deadly.” All because he gave them free will and then told them not to use it.
Made up bullshit anyway.
I mean, there’s a good lesson in that lol. Old men with power don’t want ya to have free will xD
No, nobody was going to eat from the tree until Satan came along.
@PunnyName @Flax_vert eh. I would say he at least had very valid points
Ah yes, the bit where he caused suffering for the sake of his ego was definitely a valid point
God? Totally.
That always has been Satan
That’s true since fictional characters don’t actually exist.
He has quite a few times actually
God is perfect by definition.
He’s also imaginary by definition.
Then you agree to those atrocities committed, i am not here to judge anyone but guys be aware of them if someone suddently disappear XD
What? 🤣
Your laughing emoji just makes you seem like a clown. If you aren’t aware of the many many many atrocities committed by/in the name of God, you are like a child trying to debate an adult on this subject.
I swear I saw this comic in Adventures of God, but that isn’t the artists style…
God can just do whatever he wants. He could’ve simply said “no” to both of them. The act of prayer is a fool’s errand and to assume he’d bend to anyone’s will would be considered arrogant.
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