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olerinz@piefed.social to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

Chicken Soup for the Stroll

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Chicken Soup for the Stroll

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olerinz@piefed.social to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago
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  • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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    i recommend always stocking a bit on durables, you never know when you’ll need them.

    for example, the other day i went grocery shopping the supermarket had closed because i forgot it’s holiday. good thing i had food stocked up for such cases.

    • AeronMelon@lemmy.world
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      Always have spare of everything you use regularly. Don’t shop when you’re out, shop when you have no spare.

      Also, have way too much extra water and a portable gas stove for power/gas/water outages.

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    How ridiculous. Just keep a knife in your handbag at all times.

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      Or better yet just carry a gun around. Nobody will bat an eye.

      • hzl@piefed.blahaj.zone
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        I like my pepper spray. It’s right in easy reach hanging off my bag and it’s bright pink and visible. Like a bee’s stripes.

  • garbagebagel@lemmy.world
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    “This is soup, for my family”

  • MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world
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    Here’s my can

    • pimento64@sopuli.xyz
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      So the object is to make attackers dry heave at your tacticool sights?

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        Not sure where they’re tacticool. But sure.

    • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org
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      What’s that?

      • PointyFluff@lemmy.ml
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        An American Gender Identity.

      • DaddleDew@lemmy.world
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        A handgun

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          Oh, I guess I’m too European to recognize a handgun from the bearer’s POV. I thought the shiny parts could be taser-related…

          • MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world
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            The funny part is I’m European.

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    Cans in a bag are going to have too much of a wind up time to be a good defense utility

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    Always picking up some cans of black beans. Doubles as a hit of protein whenever needed to swing those bags harder.

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    Cans aren’t gonna do shit against a feral crackhead, I recommend hollow points.

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    reminds me of this scene from after life.

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    Undress take a shit and start acting like monkey even the most deranged robber would be put off.

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