60mph, no hands on the wheel, no eyes on the road, but they are right about the cheese.
80kmph (~50mph), parmigiano is driving (you just can’t see it’s hands).
🎶parmigiano take the wheel 🎶
That’s triggering bcs it used to be part of a wheel.
Too soon.
It’s 60kph, not 80. The first 3 bold numbers are 20, 40 and 60, afterwards it goes straight from 60 to 100. That’s very common on modern cars where the “analog” dial is controlled by a servo motor
Yes, you are absolutely right!
I should have double-checked before posting :/.(The cheese was too powerful & I couldn’t look at the pic any longer!)
Alfa Romeo Parmigiano GT
Hey that’s great for italian drivers.
Priorities, priorities.
Is it for me?
🥺👉👈
Cheese is not healthy for mice.
NOOOO IVE BEEN LKED TO ☹️
neither is getting between cheese and mice
$20 protein bars, man fuck this economy
Is that what you pay for parmesan in the states?
Bonkers
That might not quite be $20 worth, but pound and a half, so .75-ish kilo wedges were about that much at Costco the other day.
They make you suffer for a love of cheese in this distopian hellscape.
Ok that evens out, from the piece on the photo I’d estimated half a kilo, which would be about 11 euro. So .75 would come to 17, which is about 20 dollaroos.
So it’s similar in price.
They make a Velveeta flavored bar for only $1.99
At this point, anything that brings me closer to death is fine.
It’s mostly sawdust and chemical dyes.
*hurk*
That’s a noshitpost. It’s so binding it’ll stick to the ceiling.
To be fair that’s not far off from what some of those heavily marketed bars cost.
For a box maybe.
1000 kcal. This human battery isn’t running on itself.
Literally the best form of protein:
Would you like an egg in these trying times?
Cheese is more soul food imo.
eat enough of it and you’ll set your soul free.
“Say a prayer for my asshole” - George Carlin
are you lactose intolerant? I’ve snacked on a block of parmesan before and I didn’t have that issue
There’s basically no lactose in properly aged cheese. Too much of it will do a number on your guts regardless.
Well… Personally, I am. I’ve snacked on a block of Parmesan and it’s not a good post-experience.
Still, I’m pretty sure I’ll do it again.
*Probiotic protein bar.
Par meeee sian
Oh man, I remember I ate a block of cheese driving home from the store and it felt like I ate razor blades.
This image brings me a surprising amount of joy and envy. I wish to sup of the parmered sean :(
More fat than protein.
Needs banana for scale.
Typical VW owner
I always want more parmesan, but I’m embarrassed.
There are dozens of us! Dozens!
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