• 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world
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      9 hours ago

      Almost looks like an explosives vest. They should make one styled like a claymore with the “front toward enemy” text on it

      Edit: it should still have the bow because you deserve to feel pretty while shredding your enemies in a hail of steel shot

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      Oooh this takes me back. When I was 11, something like this in a Sears catalog would have basically been porn for me.

      Then a year later we got the internet.

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          We didn’t have the free porn back then that we have today, though. We had to settle for whatever spicy content was shown on the login page for websites.

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      And like 95% of the fun of having big old titties is getting to show a little cleavage if you want to. But the bra makers don’t want to let you wear anything more low cut than a t-shirt. Give me sexy bras I can wear under sexy clothes you jerks!!

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        There are lots of companies that have sexy bras for larger busts. Check out this site for example.