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174 upvotes and no comment about how AI fucked up the tops so they look like zucchinis?
they have a flared base for safety
The clue is in the name.
They’re even textured for our pleasure…
Ewwww
There’s also smooth ones if you hate the texture that much.
Or for a different, more velvet-y feel, you could go with courgettes?
If this isn’t hitting the spot, there’s always eggplants, and if you’re feeling crazy, there’s a whole universe of pumpkins and squashes for the brave to explore.
Instructions unclear, cucumber stuck in ceiling fan
It goes inside the body 😉 .
Damn. Too slick for me.
They look like dicks.
Green dicks with chickenpox.
Not the fast food kind
An offering to the house spirit
