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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 hours ago

Lobster feast

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Lobster feast

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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 hours ago
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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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    12 hours ago

    This reminds me of a friend of mine whose hatred of olives was legendary. Like he didn’t just dislike them. We’re talking about a seething, unrelenting loathing. This was a man who wished violence and suffering on olives.

    Now, his neighbor would traditionally gift his family homemade chocolates during the holidays. And one year (you already know where this is going don’t you?), his teenage children conspired with the neighbor to gift him with, yup, chocolate covered olives.

    He didn’t speak to his neighbor for six years after that.

    • lobut@lemmy.ca
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      I have a friend that’s Hindu and he told me his “friends” put ground beef into the lamb mince as a “prank”. He didn’t easily forgive them either. I don’t think that’s on this level, but I feel as though you should be able to feel out your friends enough to pull a prank. If you can’t really tell, then you shouldn’t mess with them.

      That being said, six years is a REALLY long time 🤣

      • Flauschige_Lemmata@lemmy.world
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        To me that sounds even worse.

        • embed_me@programming.dev
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          Same. This sounds like pranking a person who likes dogs by mixing in dog meat in their food

    • toynbee@lemmy.world
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      So you’re saying if I don’t want to talk to my neighbor anymore I just have to identify and gift them their least favorite foods?

      • udon@lemmy.world
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        Or else pretend they did something like that to you

        • toynbee@lemmy.world
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          That sounds even easier!

    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Sounds like he needs a better sense of humor.

    • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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      Did he talk to his children after that?

  • wander1236@sh.itjust.works
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    Choc lobster

    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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      11 hours ago

      Dun-diggy-dun-diggy-dun-diggy-dun-diggy Dun Dun Diggity dun

  • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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    Anyone else see a dildo? No? Just me? Okay then…

    • Bgugi@lemmy.world
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      Looked a lot like a feeldo by the thumbnail.

    • BlasphemousTiefling@lemmy.ml
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      Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough

  • billwashere@lemmy.world
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    This is a war crime. A very very funny war crime.

  • hOrni@lemmy.world
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    Could have been worse. Luckily shy didn’t get into glass blowing.

  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    Would it have been worse the other way around?

    • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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      Imagine stepping into a shower and rubbing yourself down with a chocolate lobster.

      You probably won’t think it’s chocolate at first.

  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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    Wouldn’t the packaging be really different?

    • trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works
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      Not if you make them yourself.

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