The heart palpitations let you know the magic is working ✨
All I see is kidney stones
Why do all those energy drinks smell exactly the same as the stuff they put into chemical toilets?
I don’t know, but I love the taste*. I wish I could buy them without all the energy stuff but with the taste (I’ll buy real drugs if I need uppers).
*Not including the “no sugar/zero calorie” ones, those taste like satan’s taint.
I always imagined the potions in stories would taste more earthy gross than chemically refined gross but that is why this is the bad place, isn’t it?
I require only your strongest potions!
You cannot handle my potions, traveler. They are too strong for you.
But potion seller, I am going into battle! I must have your strongest potions!
Then prepare thyne-self! For thou must cook!
Set your gaze upon the passage most unholy and you may find the elixir of fools but beware tis only for those of age.
All these dastardly imitations pale against the mighty Red Bull
They might make a nice tasting drink but they also promote fascism and anti-science conspiracy theories.
Servus TV is a TV station based in Wals-Siezenheim in the Austrian state of Salzburg and owned by Red Bull Media House GmbH, a subsidiary of Red Bull GmbH, which also publishes the magazine Servus in Stadt und Land. The station is the successor to Salzburg TV, founded in 1995 and rebranded in 2009. It is politically aligned with the far right.
The TV station has been associated with the political far right and conspiracy theorising.[2][3] As part of the talk show “Talk im Hangar 7”, the leading figure of the neo-fascist identitarian movement IBÖ Martin Sellner was invited to a panel discussion on the topic “How dangerous are our Muslims?”.[4]
In his weekly commentary series “Der Wegscheider”, the director of Servus TV Ferdinand Wegscheider [de] spread controversial and unsubstantiated information about the COVID-19 pandemic.[2] This frequently took the form of posing rhetorical questions. For example, he explained that the vaccination was “insufficiently tested” and contained “genetically modified substances”. He further claimed that the administration of the antiparasitic ivermectin would be an adequate therapy.[5] In 2021, the press club Concordia filed an official complaint against the broadcaster at the communications authority of Austria (Kommunikationsbehörde Austria).
Goddammit
isn’t red bull weirdly right wing or am I confused
Yes.
Servus TV is a TV station based in Wals-Siezenheim in the Austrian state of Salzburg and owned by Red Bull Media House GmbH, a subsidiary of Red Bull GmbH, which also publishes the magazine Servus in Stadt und Land. The station is the successor to Salzburg TV, founded in 1995 and rebranded in 2009. It is politically aligned with the far right.
The TV station has been associated with the political far right and conspiracy theorising.[2][3] As part of the talk show “Talk im Hangar 7”, the leading figure of the neo-fascist identitarian movement IBÖ Martin Sellner was invited to a panel discussion on the topic “How dangerous are our Muslims?”.[4]
In his weekly commentary series “Der Wegscheider”, the director of Servus TV Ferdinand Wegscheider [de] spread controversial and unsubstantiated information about the COVID-19 pandemic.[2] This frequently took the form of posing rhetorical questions. For example, he explained that the vaccination was “insufficiently tested” and contained “genetically modified substances”. He further claimed that the administration of the antiparasitic ivermectin would be an adequate therapy.[5] In 2021, the press club Concordia filed an official complaint against the broadcaster at the communications authority of Austria (Kommunikationsbehörde Austria).
Red BullBeer
OP was talking about the Elixir of Vigor. You are talking about the Elixir of the Gods. They are not the same.
There are 6 or 7 kinds of Monster that are better than any kind of Red Bull taste-wise. They’re also 35% larger for the same cost.
I will concede the blue summer edition Red Bulls were pretty good
Green V is ok, but people who drink monster are weird.
Red Bull is still the best
You can pry the white monster from my cold dead grippers.
Kinky
agreed, he has a zest for life that one
Monster Rehab was my favorite. It was basically tea with a bunch of other nasty things. Not carbonated, didn’t smell like perfume. I loved it.
They tend to contain Taurine, which is quite the interesting substance.
rehab is still around.
I miss Burn, especially the apple-ginseng flavour…
Is Burn in your country something different? Because I swear I had some Burn not too long ago
They haven’t sold burn in Sweden for about a decade.
They still sell it in Estonia but only a few flavours. And the bottle variant is gone, only cans now
