Is approval is still at 40% . stupid cuntry
Everything that comes out of Trump’s mouth is bullshit, And nobody has ever seen Bigfoot, so Ithis is an amusing valid comparison.
People are already making merch. At least I’d know Bigfoot would be pro-conservation.
People are saying he met with Hillary Clinton in the woods when she lost in 2016 and he doesn’t have a US birth certificate. How does the bigfoot campaign respond to these allegations?
Bigfoot would like to address your concerns.
First, let’s clear the air. Yes, Bigfoot met with Hillary Clinton, once. The purpose was simple. To discuss whether America was ready for a cryptid in the Oval Office. In 2016, the conclusion was clear. America was not ready.
A lot has changed since then.
In the years that followed, I met with representatives from the Democratic National Committee, and together we agreed that my policies, and frankly, my image, would be better received in a post-Trump democracy. The country has grown. The Overton window has shifted. The vibes are different.
On policy, a Bigfoot administration would deliver federally legal marijuana and common-sense abortion laws that prioritize human women while respecting reality, natural science, and personal freedom.
Now, about my citizenship. There seems to be some confusion due to the fact that my listed residence is a redwood tree in Northern California. Let me be very clear: I was born here. I am a natural-born American. Multiple woodland creatures are prepared to testify under oath, including my beautiful deer wife.
My strongest policies will be concerning immigration and recent ICE misconduct. Under my administration, ICE and DHS would be rebuilt from the ground up with clear accountability and policies that would never allow the abuses we see today. Bigfoot has learned to coexist with humanity and I will take what I learned into action.
After all, my best friend, Chupacabra, immigrated here from Mexico. He’s a living example of how immigrants strengthen our economy and communities. He went from scuttling among rocks and occasionally siphoning goat blood to becoming a successful American entrepreneur in real estate and investment. That’s the American Dream!
Let me be clear! Bigfoot will stomp out corruption in 2028.
I wish meme’s like this included a little footnote of sources. It’d ensure those that need to see it aren’t so dismissive.
We’re in shitpost. Sources should be banned here. This post is dangerously close to just more political shit, but bigfoot fortunately saves the day. We don’t need to get serious. In fact, being serious is the antihesis of shitposting.
USians like Bigfoot better than they like Bigfake!
Bigfoot is a 70s hippie who wants you to smoke grass and love one another.
I’d vote for Bigfoot.
I like this guy more
If Trump claimed he caught bigfoot, what percentage would believe him? 🤔
If my math is right, about 2%
Not sure.
P(bigfoot|trump) = P(bigfoot and Trump)/P(trump)
If bigfoot and Trump are independent events then it’s just 14%
Otherwise we need to compute P(bigfoot and Trump) which is likely only possible to figure out with a survey or something.
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American math?
Better. Bigfoot math.
11% its right there. The real question is how many people would believe in bigfoot afterwards: where would it be between 14% and 25%
Did a recent poll come out? The last poll I saw in August 2025 (The Economist/YouGov) saw him at 31% total “honest and trustworthy” and 16% “not sure” (page 29).
A reduction to essentially 1/3 of that seems pretty farfetched among the stupid fucks who represent his core base even given what he’s been doing this year.
Yeah it seems wildly inflated to me honestly. But I guess it also depends where you are and who you interact with.
My parents unironically told me they know he’s untrustworthy and hope his election and subsequent mismanagement results in dissolution of the government, general anarchy, and eventually the second coming of Christ. We no longer talk.
Bigfoot got some cake
Can we talk about Bigfoot, I’ve been dying to talk about Bigfoot
Bigfoot is one I lean more to it existing. There’s a lot of circus around the people looking for it, yes. But I’ve seen/heard enough accounts of interactions that do I believe there’s some common denominator it all.
Is there a smoking gun? No, but I do think the wilderness is wilder than we think. Like whatever is absolutely booking it along this cliff.
Then this one, definitely just a dude in a suit… doing a masterclass in practical effects? I don’t know. That’s not a small tree.
I think there’s a better chance of something big, smart, and strong bipedal in the woods than the WH for sure.
I always believed in Bigfoot, but in kind of an impersonal way. I never really thought about it, but if guys asked you know I mean sure I believe. Prove it’s not out there. Kind of toward the skeptical side of belief. I’d never seen that footage though and now I especially believe in Bigfoot, holy shit dude that thing on the mountain is nuts
What is it called if you’re sexually attracted to Bigfoot?
Grody.
Well whatever it’s called look at that ass.
Normal
Big Foot is probably a little smaller, too.
And much smarter
And infinitely better with the kids
Yeah. I’ve never heard of a single Bigfoot molesting kids. Bigfoot 2028
Same size hog most likely.
