Well shit, if online quacks are allowed to push bogus supplements that supposedly remove vaccine immunity from people’s bodies, why not grow back foreskins and hymens?
The average American has replaced science with magic. This is going to be a third world hellscape.
I took them even though I’m not circumcised. Now my foreskin is an eightskin
I would upvote this but it currently sits at 8.
I’ll upvote yours instead
King David would have killed entire armies for this product
Typical traditional Chinese “medicine”. May I interest you in an egg hard-boiled in the urine of a baby boy to bring you much vigor in the bedroom?
Or whatever. It does something
Where all this foreskins came from?
from penises
Golf courses. It’s the skin of those who didn’t pay attention to a golfer yelling “FORE!”
… major Cave Johnson vibes from this one.
Maybe you’ll get superpowers, maybe your blood will turn into gasoline. Not sure. Science!
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I was a fan of the TV show Oz, so while playing portal 2 all I was hearing was the disembodied voice of unhinged neo-nazi Hank Schillnger
They’re pills made OUT OF foreskins. They don’t do anything.
they also said this about the computer
The FDA doesn’t know what it’ll do. We don’t either.
So then you can’t really say it…
Will NOT help you regrow your foreskin
…now, can you? I’ll also take 20.
I think it’ll actually regrow someone else’s foreskin
You can know that it doesn’t do something without knowing what it does. For example, there’s a light switch in my house in a room with a light. I know that flipping that switch does not turn the light on… But I don’t know what it does.
You do know I was riffing on the same kind of “logic” those overly self-assured anti-vax/homeopathic types tend to use, right?
I had a neighbor whose house is wired in such a way that if they don’t have a certain light in the master bedroom’s closet turned on, one of the garage doors (they had a double) won’t function at all.
That’s what happens when you wire from a fixture instead of from a switch.
It’s so annoying when people do stuff like that. Like that time that someone who looks and sounds just like me wired in a combo switch/outlet off of a heater in my bathroom. You’d think someone would have fixed it by now, but I’ve grown complacent.
So that’s what the mohels do with all the foreskin! L’chaim!
They told him to keep the tip, and, well…
