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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 hours ago

Checkmate, atheists! You are going to vagina hell!

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Checkmate, atheists! You are going to vagina hell!

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 hours ago
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    NASA scientists will have to turn to crowdfunding to bankroll the search for the G-spot.

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    Nah he just calls it hell because it’s older than 18.

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    And with your wrinkled pussy, I can’t be your lover!

    - Slick Rick, 1985.

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    That only looks like the tip

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    It’s a match made in the heavens. With Valentines Day coming up keep an eye to the sky for a big bang

  • mathemachristian [he/him]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Signing up for the helldivers division right now blobcat, sweats

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      For democracy!

  • tourist@lemmy.world
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    I can’t save this if it’ll show up in my media roll

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    Oh good, another sermon screenshot that got science from a cereal box. No, NASA did not photograph “HELL” with an electric microscope. Electron microscopes take images of things smaller than a grain of sand, not space clouds. Someone either slapped an AI nebula filter on a stock image or misunderstood every word they ever heard in science class, pick your poison.

    Also proud of humanity for turning cosmic art into a giant vagina and promptly calling it divine proof. I laughed, then cringed at the same time. If this is the hill you want to die on, bring snacks, because the ratio is coming.

    • village604@adultswim.fan
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      But what if hell is just a very small pocket dimension?

    • raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world
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      Pretty sure that was just a troll post.

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      Electron microscopes take images of things smaller than a grain of sand

      Checkmate Atheist, he said electric Microscope. \s

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      Is this an AI space vagina?

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        Galaxusy!

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        That’s going on my list of band names.

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      excuse me this is a strictly waste publishing facility

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    Why are NASA using microscopes to look at space?

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      you know when you try using binoculars the wrong way around and everything go small? they’re just using the microscopes like that

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    I’d hit it. 🥵

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    This is where baby universes come from.

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    I should call her.

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    So, just to be clear, Pastor Alex thinks vaginas are ‘hell’? Good luck ever getting laid Alex.

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      Pastor Alex probably became a pastor because he’s gay and deep in the closet

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        he’s deep in something but I doubt it’s a closet…

        deep in that ass

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      Pastor Alex probably likes little boys.

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      What did the priest say to the - what is Ministrant in English - altar server boy?

      “There is a good Christian inside you”.

      (Was sagt der Pfarrer zum Ministranten? Es steckt ein guter Christ in Dir.)

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        “Altar boy” is most common where I am, but I have also heard “server”.

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      vaginal flashbacks

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    Would

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