The alien “vet”:
I wasn’t planning to breed anyway. And you do find him running a free clinic that’s basically this. And he is a pretty good doctor.
That never stops hitting square in the feels :(
This is some total bullshit!
This human seems to be aggressive
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Oh there’s the problem you never had him neutered, not a problem I can do a quick snip and have him back in 15 minutes, don’t forget to make him wear this cone.
We put a microchip in the back of his neck on case he wanders off again.
Anaesthesia? No, no… We just do a local.
General anesthesia is very hard to get right, and requires a dedicated specialist with years of experience monitoring you at all times and even then people occasionally die from it.
When I get surgery from an alien veterinarian, IDC what it is I’ll stick to local anesthesia.
Doctor Beverly “autopsites are fun!” Crusher
