I just realized why I don’t like this type of humor anymore. It’s because it’s genuinely no longer ridiculous.
The lack of Bad Horse is concerning
Hannibal wouldn’t be caught dead anywhere near that uncultured disgrace, Joker would be there for the lulz but probably stab him pretty quick, Vader has never changed a diaper and isn’t about to start now, Cruella I could see being there yeah. Idk enough about the other two but mustache guy seems like a chill homie
I’d replace Dick Dastardly with Boris Badunov and Natasha Nogoodnik, as they would be sent to make sure Russia’s interests are covered.
Swap out Vader for Jabba the Hutt; one violent, disgusting, sexually depraved slug belongs with another.
Burns and Cruella are both just about vile enough to fit into this picture.
Trade Hannibal for Buffalo Bill. He’s about at Trump’s level. Maybe director of Health and Human Services.
I’d trade Joker for Hugo Strange, because despite being an evil psychiatrist, his defining trait seems to be having a poor understanding of the even more psychotic people around him, so he’d be the ostensibly intelligent person in the room who thinks they can manage Trump and get him to do the specifically horrible things they want him to do, and instead he’s just going to shit in their Cheerios and make them eat it on live television.
Mustache guy is Snidely Whiplash from Rocky & Bullwinkle.
Edit: Nope, the other one was right, Dick Dastardly.
These guys are all practically saints compared to the people on the actual “board of peace”!
i feel like half the characters in that room would just go ahead and shoot/stab/dissect/force choke/etc that sack of rancid lard, just because of how insufferably incompetent he is
Burnsy'd give it his best, but...
he’s capable of crippling a child but that’s about it. can’t even steal candy from a baby without murdering himself
What nonsense - Trump doesn’t know the word “inaugural”
At this point I imagine he has received enough inaugural awards to memorize the word.
Who’s the woman and the guy with the stripped hat?
Cruella DeVille, 101 Dalmations; Dick Dastardly, Wacky Races.
War is peace
Dont’t do my boy Dick Dastardly dirty like that!
